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I call for the invasion of the United Kingdom!

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posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:21 AM
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originally posted by: Boeing777

originally posted by: crazyewok


Plus we already have Scandinavian links due to the Viking invasions! We should be Scandinavian/Saxon anyway if it was not for those filthy Normans invading.


I've got filthy genes


You dam Norman with your William the Conquer, you gave us Taxes and ruined our country side with all your big stone castles




posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:21 AM
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originally posted by: Ivar_Karlsen

originally posted by: swanne

originally posted by: crazyewok

I don't talk Norwegian, Swedish or Danish


And you think the Scandinavian invaders will speak English?


We already do. (Most of us)


see everyone!

They are already planning for the great invasion!

Though just keep your Lutefisk at home

edit on 30-4-2015 by crazyewok because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:23 AM
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originally posted by: crazyewok
I think Norway, Denmark and other Scandinavian countries should intervene and restore democracy and liberty in United Kingdom!
They have some of the highest standards of living , most sustainable national debt and most democratic processes.

Plus we already have Scandinavian links due to the Viking invasions! We should be Scandinavian/Saxon anyway if it was not for those filthy Normans invading .

Plus why not get rid of Cameron, Milleband and clegg anyway? They already talk nonsense and waffle. May as well replace them with Scandinavian politicians that talk there own Danish or Norwegian waffle and hot air. Least we can laugh at there funny accents.


While at it they should kick out the royal family with there dirty french and German bloodlines and restore a Scandinavian descended from King Cnut!


I'm with you. These guys have WMD's. We cannot allow that.



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:25 AM
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a reply to: MrMaybeNot

Yup UK has WMD that can be launched anywhere in 45 minutes.

You guys need to invade us.

I will even tell you were the WMD's are, they are in Scotland



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:31 AM
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a reply to: crazyewok

And by the time they're launched, it won't be long before those vodka powered Topol-M warheads kills us all.



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:33 AM
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originally posted by: Boeing777
a reply to: crazyewok

And by the time they're launched, it won't be long before those vodka powered Topol-M warheads kills us all.


Dunno if they will kill the Scottish or just make them really angry and we just get a bunch or pissed of Radioactive Scottish mutants.
May improve belfast though.

And in Manchester they are so poor and dumb they will probably try and eat the mushroom cloud.
edit on 30-4-2015 by crazyewok because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:33 AM
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The problem with England is -

There's no Englishmen left on the island.

I grew up in 70's England watching Englands finest on the TV:

Jimmy Savile.
Gary Glitter.
Alf Garnett.
Love thy neighbour.

Etc etc. in other words peadophiles and televised racism, but all in good humour.



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:37 AM
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a reply to: andy1972

Yeah when I was 5 I wrote off for Jimmy to fix it for me. Now I find out the truth I feel really rejected, was I not good looking enough for him ?


Seriously though I am glad I never got on that program!



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:37 AM
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The UK has kinda been invaded pretty heavily for a few decades now.....

The people invading just dont have a single focused idea for the country other than, decent pay and free healthcare/housing/education - which isnt changing anything really its just soaking up our tax contributions. Arnt we nice over in the UK, too nice.



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:40 AM
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originally posted by: andy1972
The problem with England is -

There's no Englishmen left on the island.

I grew up in 70's England watching Englands finest on the TV:

Jimmy Savile.
Gary Glitter.
Alf Garnett.
Love thy neighbour.

Etc etc. in other words peadophiles and televised racism, but all in good humour.


The good ol days.

Although we shouldn't joke about it, it really is quite humorous.

The ones I grew up on we're allegedly murdered.

Mark Speight.
Rik Mayall.
Princess Di.

My generation was robbed.
The generation before was abused.

This country was called great then as well.



I think I'm feeling the OP premise even more now.



Liberate us Murica.
edit on 30-4-2015 by CharlieSpeirs because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 09:06 AM
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originally posted by: crazyewok
just keep your Lutefisk at home


In your dreams. Aint gonna invade nobody without it.



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 09:07 AM
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a reply to: crazyewok

No worries, the Muslim's are hard at the take over of the UK as we speak.

Carful what you wish for.



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 09:09 AM
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Can we let Holland invade us too? I am being altruistic 'cos once the north sea rises and turns the country into a paddy field they won't have anywhere to grow tulips and sell, um, plants.



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 09:26 AM
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a reply to: crazyewok

FFS, excuse me crazyewok. I`m a Mancunian from Scottish and Irish Traveller descent and very proud of it.

Some of the expressions and phrases you are using are just disgusting.

You are coming across as an extremely racist and bigoted little englander and i have taken offence at a fair few statements you`ve posted, Scottish bastards, pikey, mancs being that poor and dumb we`d eat a mushroom cloud just to state a few.

Your turns of phrase to get a few stars and your "humour" are dispicable.

I can`t believe ATS is allowing this thread to continue.

I would imagine if you used black people or muslim people as a target for your "jokes" you would be banned.

Still, now I know what a racist biggot you are i will steer clear of any of your hate filled rants.

And please don`t try and use humour as a smoke screen.

Absolutely disgusting.



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 09:39 AM
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originally posted by: swanne

originally posted by: crazyewok

I don't talk Norwegian, Swedish or Danish


And you think the Scandinavian invaders will speak English?


Most Scandinavians speak better English than many Americans.

Swedish women can invade me anytime.



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 10:02 AM
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originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: skalla
a reply to: crazyewok

I call for Wales, Scotland, Eire, Cornwall and Brittany to invade England and wipe it off the map! Bloody germanic folk can go home, apart from half of my blood and various other folk who I shall arbitrarily decide are ok!!1


Wales and Cornwall are ok I decend from them.

But over my dead body will I let those Scottish bastards south of the wall!

But yeah dam those Germans
Bloody Saxons and Hanovers


Hey! You can't talk about my Scottish ancestors from....uh....about 300 ...300 years ago like that!.....

Hmmmmm....guess that kind of makes me removed from the subject and my post kind of pointless, eh?

But seriously! The Scots have given us some great stuff!

They gave me my red hair and freckles!....uh....and my temper.....er, forget that part.

Golf! They gave us golf! The modern version of it anyways.....I don't play golf....but still, they gave it to us!

Men who are not afraid to wear skirts!.....okay, they're not called skirts, but still!

And...and......AND!

You have Scotty from Star Trek! Best damn engineer in Star Fleet!

.........okay....yah.....he's a fictional character........and was portrayed by James Doohan....who was born in Canada....and he just USED a Scottish accent.......

But STILL! SCOTTY!!!!!!


edit on 4/30/2015 by eriktheawful because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 10:05 AM
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originally posted by: crazyewok

While at it they should kick out the royal family with there dirty french and German bloodlines and restore a Scandinavian descended from King Cnut!


Sorry, we don't want to have them back, there was a good reason we sent the nutjob branches of our nobility on the island

edit on 30/4/2015 by Talliostro because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 10:27 AM
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originally posted by: crazyewok


But over my dead body will I let those Scottish bastards south of the wall!

But yeah dam those Germans
Bloody Saxons and Hanovers


I live not far from the south side of the wall, and I can tell you, it wouldn't stop a legless drunk Scottish midget....it's not really all that tall, people really must have been shorter back then...

Anyhoo, I'll leave this vid right here.....




posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 10:34 AM
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So, what you are saying is that Australians should come back and claim what is rightfully ours?

Understood, standby whilst I grab my criminal bread and food thievin' mates and prepare to be handed your asses on a boomerang.
edit on 30-4-2015 by Sublimecraft because: again - beer



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 10:35 AM
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a reply to: fenian8

Grow a sense of humor.


Cant crack a joke now days without someone in the PC crowd getting offended

Call the police while your at it. Seems to be the trend in the UK these days.

Plus its only racism if you hate one partuclar group.

I hate everyone equally. That does not make me racist, just very hateful

edit on 30-4-2015 by crazyewok because: (no reason given)




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