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I call for the invasion of the United Kingdom!

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posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 07:41 AM
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I think Norway, Denmark and other Scandinavian countries should intervene and restore democracy and liberty in United Kingdom!
They have some of the highest standards of living , most sustainable national debt and most democratic processes.

Plus we already have Scandinavian links due to the Viking invasions! We should be Scandinavian/Saxon anyway if it was not for those filthy Normans invading .

Plus why not get rid of Cameron, Milleband and clegg anyway? They already talk nonsense and waffle. May as well replace them with Scandinavian politicians that talk there own Danish or Norwegian waffle and hot air. Least we can laugh at there funny accents.


While at it they should kick out the royal family with there dirty french and German bloodlines and restore a Scandinavian descended from King Cnut!

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posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 07:43 AM
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a reply to: crazyewok

I call for the cessation of pointless calls!

Why don't you simply move to Scandinavia?



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 07:44 AM
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Nah, just doesn't work a second time round.
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posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 07:45 AM
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originally posted by: swanne
a reply to: crazyewok

I call for the cessation of pointless calls!

Why don't you simply move to Scandinavia?


I don't talk Norwegian, Swedish or Danish



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 07:46 AM
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originally posted by: crazyewok

I don't talk Norwegian, Swedish or Danish


And you think the Scandinavian invaders will speak English?



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 07:48 AM
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originally posted by: swanne

originally posted by: crazyewok

I don't talk Norwegian, Swedish or Danish


And you think the Scandinavian invaders will speak English?


Well our own useless politicians barley do so may as replace them



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 07:51 AM
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a reply to: crazyewok

I call for Wales, Scotland, Eire, Cornwall and Brittany to invade England and wipe it off the map! Bloody germanic folk can go home, apart from half of my blood and various other folk who I shall arbitrarily decide are ok!!1



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 07:53 AM
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originally posted by: skalla
a reply to: crazyewok

I call for Wales, Scotland, Eire, Cornwall and Brittany to invade England and wipe it off the map! Bloody germanic folk can go home, apart from half of my blood and various other folk who I shall arbitrarily decide are ok!!1


Wales and Cornwall are ok I decend from them.

But over my dead body will I let those Scottish bastards south of the wall!

But yeah dam those Germans
Bloody Saxons and Hanovers



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 07:54 AM
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a reply to: crazyewok

Says the man with a typo in his signature...



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 07:55 AM
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originally posted by: swanne
a reply to: crazyewok

Says the man with a typo in his signature...


Yeah I am from Chatham, be lucky I got the other letters in the right order



Hell I am from the south of England where most those bloody politician scum are from. English is what we say it is

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posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 07:57 AM
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a reply to: crazyewok

Lol your post reminded me of this:

The Infinite Monkey Theorem




posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 07:58 AM
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originally posted by: swanne
a reply to: crazyewok

Lol your post reminded me of this:

The Infinite Monkey Theorem



Replace Monkeys with Chavs and pikeys and your pretty much right



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:05 AM
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I call on the Birch, Alder and Willow to band together with the Owls and the Stoats to drive out the pernicious influence of the post Ice-Age mesolithic folk, the wankers!



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:08 AM
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originally posted by: skalla
a reply to: crazyewok

I call on the Birch, Alder and Willow to band together with the Owls and the Stoats to drive out the pernicious influence of the post Ice-Age mesolithic folk, the wankers!



First we need to drive out those dam American Grey squirrels, those yanky twats killing off our red squirrels.



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:08 AM
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It'd never work.

1. You drive on the wrong side of the road and the signs would confuse.
2. While the invaders would abolish the television tax, you'd all end up with so much disposable income, you'd simply invade other countries again.



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:09 AM
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We're already south of the wall...

We infiltrated and some of us converted and soon jimmy you'll be living under Sharia Law...


We thwarted the Scandinavian invasion already...



Soon you'll be drinking Irn Bru after fasting on Ramadan.



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:10 AM
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originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: crazyewok

It'd never work.

1. You drive on the wrong side of the road and the signs would confuse.
2. While the invaders would abolish the television tax, you'd all end up with so much disposable income, you'd simply invade other countries again.


Wow have you discovered the conspiracy of conspiracy's?

Our BBC TV license was introduced to undermine the British Empire and keep us poor and at home?


Maybe the Vietnam war could have been avoided if the USA had a TV tax

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posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:18 AM
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originally posted by: crazyewok


Plus we already have Scandinavian links due to the Viking invasions! We should be Scandinavian/Saxon anyway if it was not for those filthy Normans invading.


I've got filthy genes



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:18 AM
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Is this a ploy to increase tourism? I better not let my wife see this, she will want to take a trip to England with my daughter to go sight seeing this summer if she knows others are going to be there.



posted on Apr, 30 2015 @ 08:20 AM
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originally posted by: swanne

originally posted by: crazyewok

I don't talk Norwegian, Swedish or Danish


And you think the Scandinavian invaders will speak English?


We already do. (Most of us)



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