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I call for the invasion of America

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posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 07:55 AM
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a reply to: n00bUK
More of the MM that slayer pointed out.
Don't you know that you may go blind?




posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 07:56 AM
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a reply to: n00bUK



I think Russia, China and Middle-East countries should intervene and restore democracy and liberty in America


I think Russia just wants to maintain their sovereignty and not become a slave to world bank.
I think last two have certainly no intention of restoring democracy to anyone. China would take over the world if it could, in fact its always been on their agenda since WW2.



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 07:56 AM
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originally posted by: AllSourceIntel
a reply to: n00bUK
It actually is not that easy to pick up on. As he said, it might not be the greatest satire out there, nor grammar, which does not help in aiding the reader to pick up on sarcasm. The OP has to be read in the right way to pick up on that, and my first reading was not in that way, specifically, your grammar forced my mind to correct that and read it internally as grammatically correct.

That said, if most people are not picking up on it, perhaps it is because it is not so easy to pick up on.

But it is funny once it is picked up on.


Thats because I have dyslexia and struggle to write correctly. That's why I joke all the time, minimum writing with a direct point avoids the awkwardness that my writing can create. I do apologize.



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 07:56 AM
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off-topic post removed to prevent thread-drift


 



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 07:57 AM
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originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: n00bUK
More of the MM that slayer pointed out.
Don't you know that you may go blind?


he didn't point it out, he created it.



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 07:59 AM
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originally posted by: n00bUK

originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: n00bUK
More of the MM that slayer pointed out.
Don't you know that you may go blind?


he didn't point it out, he created it.

No really, keep it up and you'll go blind.



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 07:59 AM
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a reply to: n00bUK

An attempt at satire maybe



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 08:01 AM
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originally posted by: n00bUK

originally posted by: AllSourceIntel
a reply to: n00bUK
It actually is not that easy to pick up on. As he said, it might not be the greatest satire out there, nor grammar, which does not help in aiding the reader to pick up on sarcasm. The OP has to be read in the right way to pick up on that, and my first reading was not in that way, specifically, your grammar forced my mind to correct that and read it internally as grammatically correct.

That said, if most people are not picking up on it, perhaps it is because it is not so easy to pick up on.

But it is funny once it is picked up on.


Thats because I have dyslexia and struggle to write correctly. That's why I joke all the time, minimum writing with a direct point avoids the awkwardness that my writing can create. I do apologize.

Please, don't apologize if you are unable to help it, it is not needed. I can understand in that situation, or if you were not a native speaker.

But please keep in mind, what is written and how it is written will dramatically affect how it is read, there is no vocal voice in these threads to make such things more distinguishable (although it is hard to pick up on British sarcasm sometimes in person - lived there for two years) - and, the point/sarcasm was lost on one of your own too.


edit on 4/28/2015 by AllSourceIntel because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 08:05 AM
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a reply to: n00bUK

Ah, finally we get to the heart of the matter.

Haters gon' hate.



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 08:06 AM
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originally posted by: butcherguy

originally posted by: n00bUK

originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: n00bUK
More of the MM that slayer pointed out.
Don't you know that you may go blind?


he didn't point it out, he created it.

No really, keep it up and you'll go blind.


I'm not only dyslexic, but also partly blind so im starting to get slightly offended by how much your insisting that I do in fact, go completely blind.


Shamrock - Its a matter of prospective, no point arguing. Yous'e didn't get it, thats the point - I don't care at all and was purposely posted for a reaction - so it worked. I don't care if you think it was #, you still are replying so it worked for me.

AllSour - Lucky escape, two years too long



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 08:06 AM
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ATTENTION



That is enough of talking about members. It is off topic.

Please remain on the topic of the OP and stop talking about other members.

Do not reply to this post.



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 08:08 AM
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For fccks sake guys, the satire was excellent!!

Quit over analyzing it and just laugh (and smile and sing!)


edit on 28-4-2015 by 8675309jenny because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 08:13 AM
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originally posted by: n00bUK

This is why English and American can not debate on anything, we have humor and constructive debates, you have guns, the bible and patriotism


You forgot Jesus.

He's American. (I saw his passport on the history channel)



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 08:13 AM
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Im going to stop derailing my own thread now
edit on 28-4-2015 by n00bUK because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 08:18 AM
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originally posted by: 8675309jenny

originally posted by: biggilo
Don't they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?



That quote was CENTURIES before Jackass got on TV.....

I'll take Monty Python any day thanks.


This is lost on me, I have never watched 'jackass' so I really don't know what your talking about..they use that saying?



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 08:19 AM
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Wont the NSA see what you are doing on ATS insighting an invasion of the US as treason. They may come knocking at your door mate. It will certainly get you on their lists.



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 08:19 AM
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originally posted by: RP2SticksOfDynamite
Wont the NSA see what you are doing on ATS insighting an invasion of the US as treason. They may come knocking at your door mate. It will certainly get you on their lists.



NSA can suck my BBC



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 08:21 AM
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originally posted by: n00bUK

This is why English and American can not debate on anything, we have humor and constructive debates, you have guns, the bible and patriotism


We also have a record of 1-0


Love you like a brother ... cousin.



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 08:32 AM
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originally posted by: n00bUK

originally posted by: RP2SticksOfDynamite
Wont the NSA see what you are doing on ATS insighting an invasion of the US as treason. They may come knocking at your door mate. It will certainly get you on their lists.



NSA can suck my BBC


They'll be reading that like

"omg he works for the BBC, this is MAJOR"





Sums up all the thread



posted on Apr, 28 2015 @ 08:34 AM
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originally posted by: butcherguy

originally posted by: Dumbass

originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: 8675309jenny



WOW, every reply so far is clueless to the obvious analogy here????

Nothing lost on it here.
I will play the part of the Taliban.


So you want to be government funded right?

Oh, that would be cool.
So far, I fund it.


Then you are better off right now imo




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