Poll Results: The United States Is The Most Significant Threat to Humanity

a reply to: sstech

Funny your dairy products are banned in most places due to the crap you inject into uour cattle so no your cows are crap compared to ours.

originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: sstech

originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: sstech

originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: sstech

I think you two would argue about the wetness of water.

As a matter of fact, I think water is wetter in America, which makes it better than water in the UK.

(Let's watch)

Depends on the state.

I think its far wetter in say some of the southen and eastern states but dammit our water is far wetter than California!

And I think that the reason the UK invaded the Falklands was because they were jealous of how wet their water is. Makes it much easier to brush your teeth with wetter water.

(See what I did there?)

Well its a start. Your slowly grasping it

Can't help yourself can you. Pompous and pretentious to the end. Let's see how that works against the Russians.

We would not be so stupid as to get them into a humor or wit contest.

You can not beat ones who have none.

Na.....

We would challenge them to a drinking match!

Your on. I'm one up on you now. British beer is crap. Either Australian or German, no domestic US crap either...maybe Sam Adams.

originally posted by: boymonkey74
a reply to: sstech

Funny your dairy products are banned in most places due to the crap you inject into uour cattle so no your cows are crap compared to ours.

I live in California, you might want to research your "facts" a little more.

originally posted by: sstech

originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: sstech

originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: sstech

originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: sstech

I think you two would argue about the wetness of water.

As a matter of fact, I think water is wetter in America, which makes it better than water in the UK.

(Let's watch)

Depends on the state.

I think its far wetter in say some of the southen and eastern states but dammit our water is far wetter than California!

And I think that the reason the UK invaded the Falklands was because they were jealous of how wet their water is. Makes it much easier to brush your teeth with wetter water.

(See what I did there?)

Well its a start. Your slowly grasping it

Can't help yourself can you. Pompous and pretentious to the end. Let's see how that works against the Russians.

We would not be so stupid as to get them into a humor or wit contest.

You can not beat ones who have none.

Na.....

We would challenge them to a drinking match!

Your on. I'm one up on you now. British beer is crap. Either Australian or German, no domestic US crap either...maybe Sam Adams.

I actually agree with you there. Nothing beats good Bavarian or maybe Belgium beer.

None of the US piss water or UK commercial crap.

a reply to: boymonkey74

Have you noticed we up north get calgon ads even when we don't need them.
Yorkshire water best in the world.

True well they don't say Yorkshire is Gods own county for nothing .... by gum

Apologies for the word Gum to our friend

originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: sstech

originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: sstech

originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: sstech

originally posted by: crazyewok

originally posted by: sstech

I think you two would argue about the wetness of water.

As a matter of fact, I think water is wetter in America, which makes it better than water in the UK.

(Let's watch)

Depends on the state.

I think its far wetter in say some of the southen and eastern states but dammit our water is far wetter than California!

And I think that the reason the UK invaded the Falklands was because they were jealous of how wet their water is. Makes it much easier to brush your teeth with wetter water.

(See what I did there?)

Well its a start. Your slowly grasping it

Can't help yourself can you. Pompous and pretentious to the end. Let's see how that works against the Russians.

We would not be so stupid as to get them into a humor or wit contest.

You can not beat ones who have none.

Na.....

We would challenge them to a drinking match!

Your on. I'm one up on you now. British beer is crap. Either Australian or German, no domestic US crap either...maybe Sam Adams.

I actually agree with you there. Nothing beats good Bavarian or maybe Belgium beer.

None of the US piss water or UK commercial crap.

Ready, set, go.

a reply to: artistpoet

Eee by gum to put it fully.

originally posted by: boymonkey74
a reply to: artistpoet

Eee by gum to put it fully.

You lost this posh Southerner boy.

a reply to: crazyewok

You lost this posh Southerner boy.

Colloquial saying we Tykes have

a reply to: crazyewok
As an ex landlord of a pib of the year two yeats running (camra) I reckon you have not tried the best we can offer.

a reply to: boymonkey74

True ... We have the best traditional brewed beer here ... small independent brewers ... all good stuff

Also we invented the Yorkshire Pudding ... Eat your heart out USA

originally posted by: artistpoet
Also we invented the Yorkshire Pudding ... Eat your heart out USA

British soccer and cricket is a joke compared to US Football and Baseball.

(Detonation in 3...2...1...)

a reply to: sstech

Yes we are but pale shadows following in your glorious wake
We couldn't even get the number one vote for ... The Most Significant Threat to Humanity ... Ah the shame!

a reply to: sstech

Football is played mostly with feet so I don't understand why you call your version football.
Plus football is the biggest sport on the planet so..
Oh and baseball? Don't you mean rounders which we played as children.
Most usa sports are mostly only played by usaers Because they are dull and boring.

a reply to: sstech

US Football

What's that ... is it a girls game?

a reply to: boymonkey74

British beer is for little girls that can't stand how soft your water is.

a reply to: sstech

Now I know you don't know anything about our beer.
Odd how many pubs in the usa have taken to our traditional brews I believe you call them hop heads.
Not that bad also I do enjoy patriot ale by the San Francisco brewing company.

originally posted by: artistpoet
a reply to: sstech

US Football

What's that ... is it a girls game?

Yep, women play it too, because even the women in the US could whip on the frail little British. World sports? Hows that Olympic medal count going all time?

Science? Do you even have a space program? Does it consist of more than begging Russia, India, or the US to help you out?

Technology? I have been in IT for 16 years. British and Canadian IT service providers are the joke of our industry.

Military? You guys lost a war because a skinny Indian dude stopped eating.

Cuisine? I don't really have anything to say about this. Just...yuck.

Loyalty? Depends on if it's a soccer game or not, then you all just seem to get to killin' each other right quick.

So, in your mind, considering that you have (laughable) placed the UK at the pinnacle of humanity, how do you feel about still paying taxes to the crown? How do you think the Australians feel about it? I'm sure, in your mind, they are honored to do it.

originally posted by: boymonkey74
a reply to: sstech

Now I know you don't know anything about our beer.
Odd how many pubs in the usa have taken to our traditional brews I believe you call them hop heads.
Not that bad also I do enjoy patriot ale by the San Francisco brewing company.

Pubs are for snotty obnoxious millennials with too much time on their hands. Who cares about UK beer, and Patriot is disgusting. Man up and drink something from the Stone Brewery in Dego.