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MoveOnPlease Sucker Punches MoveOn (moved from ATSNN)

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posted on Dec, 21 2004 @ 08:53 AM

"WE BOUGHT IT AND WE’RE TAKING IT BACK" acquires the Democratic Party at a bargain price then calls on party to make an unconventional choice for DNC leadership... Karl Rove


"WE BOUGHT IT AND WE’RE TAKING IT BACK" Acquires Democratic Party At Bargain Basement Price. Backs Unconventional Choice For DNC Leadership

Who will be the next leader of the Democratic Party? Who really cares? MoveOnPlease spent big money this year buying the Party. It’s ours and we can do with it what we want. And what we want to do is give it to YOU. When we say "YOU," of course, we’re talking about the theoretical "YOU." MoveOnPlease will still own it, but we’ll own it for YOU. YOU can look at us as benevolent landlords. And as good landlords we’ll make all the decisions that are best for YOU, no matter how many times we’re forced to raise the rent...for YOU.

This year, with the party leadership race wide open, we have the chance to elect a leader who will reconnect the Democratic Party with YOU...the US YOU...The MoveOnPlease YOU. It’s our party now. We bought it, we own it, and now, we're going to take it back.

Number one on the YOU agenda is to select a new party chairman. This means first dumping Terry McAuliffe. The only thing he ever did well was turn a nickel and dime Global Crossing investment into a windfall retirement fund. As commendable as we feel that is, and wish we had found our way into that GC golf conversation, Terry’s only other achievement was to turn the 2004 Jewish vote in Florida into a Buchanan landslide.

A new leader must be strong, able to connect with the common man, speak for the common man and walk the walk of the common man...but not necessarily be a common man.

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