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Neil deGrasse Tyson Debunks Alien Rectal Probing

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posted on Apr, 17 2015 @ 11:56 PM
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He's sure making the rounds lately. He was on Four Courses with JB Smoove. He's got some schtick that's for sure.




posted on Apr, 17 2015 @ 11:59 PM
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I don't know why scientists even go into this area. All intelligent rational people know they aren't happening..if some fool wants to believe they have been abducted, let them.

You can't change stupid..NEIL
I say believe you have been abducted by the moon people..if it makes ya feel special...

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posted on Apr, 18 2015 @ 12:03 AM
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The fact that an intelligent astrophysicist is getting as much face time and public admiration as he is receiving should be celebrated as a great victory for anyone who wants science and reason to have a larger part in our day to day.

Id listen to him breath a thousand over confident scientific facts before id absorb one second of reality tv. And so should everyone else.



posted on Apr, 18 2015 @ 12:06 AM
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Not to derail the irreverent tone of this thread but...believe it or not, there is an actual scientific explanation for rectal probing...

Many cases of animal mutilations include the removal of the lips,gums and anal cavities...

One theory for this is that these are the places on the body that accumulate the highest amount of environmental toxins,... and therefore would be the best part of the body to take a sample to add to or compare with a base line database of toxic accumulation in a given environment...

If you were wanting to study the environmental conditions of a particular planet, then shoving a probe up the ass of one of it's inhabitants would be a good place to start...



posted on Apr, 18 2015 @ 12:08 AM
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Neil Degrasse Tyson is one of the few people alive today who comes across as incredibly brilliant, level-headed, rational, and passionate in his nerddom while simultaneously being hip, cool, and not the least bit condescending as he explains insanely complex concepts to people who are, intellectually, drooling infants by comparison. He hasn't lost his enthusiasm for the mind-blowing wonder of it all and that's what makes him so appealing.

If we're ever contacted by aliens, it should be Neil who is Earth's ambassador.
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posted on Apr, 18 2015 @ 12:11 AM
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originally posted by: coastlinekid
Not to derail the irreverent tone of this thread but...believe it or not, there is an actual scientific explanation for rectal probing...

Many cases of animal mutilations include the removal of the lips,gums and anal cavities...

One theory for this is that these are the places on the body that accumulate the highest amount of environmental toxins,... and therefore would be the best part of the body to take a sample to add to or compare with a base line database of toxic accumulation in a given environment...

If you were wanting to study the environmental conditions of a particular planet, then shoving a probe up the ass of one of it's inhabitants would be a good place to start...



Maybe on their planet, jamming something up a stranger's ass is just how they say hello.



posted on Apr, 18 2015 @ 12:17 AM
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originally posted by: Unresponsible
He's a media talking head and has no more credibility on the subject of alien abduction than Justin Beiber talking about deep ocean biology.

All he can do is the same as the rest of us: apply his knowledge of how the world works to practically unsolvable mysteries.

Like some others though, I object to his theoretical knowledge being placed on a pedestal above many first hand witness accounts...and if some people have actually suffered an unspeakable trauma, eg undergoing medical experiments at the hands of an alien intelligence, then Tyson may as well be a sixteenth century physician mocking a person suffering from schizophrenia because "they had congress with the devil" or somesuch.

Nothing to be done about it for now though. We can only pray for a mainstream scientific view on the ET abduction phenomenon that accounts for the myriad varieties of eyewitness accounts that have been reported throughout history and hope that tomorrow is a more enlightened world.


What he actually said was not mocking or belittling or even claiming that people haven't been probed. He is smart enough to not go down that path.

He simply said that there's a HUGE GAPING middle ground between "yes there's life on other planets" and "aliens regularly probe people's rectums" and one can believe one without believing in the other.

Watch the video. He was asked directly "Do you believe in aliens and why are they so into butt stuff?" He answered it the way any brilliant and rational person would.
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posted on Apr, 18 2015 @ 12:20 AM
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Sorry for attempting to take this thread seriously,...

I won't make that mistake again...

LOL,...things in people's butt's...LOL!!!


LOL!!!


LOL...I said BUTT...LOL!!!



posted on Apr, 18 2015 @ 12:22 AM
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originally posted by: coastlinekid
a reply to: Answer


Sorry for attempting to take this thread seriously,...

I won't make that mistake again...

LOL,...things in people's butt's...LOL!!!


LOL!!!


LOL...I said BUTT...LOL!!!


Geez, what's up your butt?



posted on Apr, 18 2015 @ 12:27 AM
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Whats up YOUR butt?

I LOL!

LOL!

LOL!

LOL!

This thread is FUNNY...LOL!!!



posted on Apr, 18 2015 @ 12:43 AM
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Aliens wouldn't need to anal probe NDT. All they have to do is check the color of his eyes to see what he's full of.



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