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posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 06:56 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl
I have a strangely long torso and arms. So I am always the one reaching for things (My husband swears I put things just out of his reach on purpose). Most of my pants are high water. Lord if these are my problems at 5'7 I feel for you honey!!! I've learned that dark socks are great at hiding the sliver of sock from my high waters. LOL If I move things closer to the edge of the shelf Paul has a better chance of reaching them (and I would never push them back when I'm mad). Yes I am so clumsy I am lucky to walk. Mom says she paid for dance lessons to make sure I could walk a straight line.




posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 06:59 AM
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a reply to: Timely
a reply to: cody599
To our little Angles watching over us



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 07:00 AM
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originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: jacygirl

Back off amazon ... !



Just jokes jace - my good mate ...

My first kid would have been 24 this December ...

His bro just turned 19 ...


He was an enhanced stem cell donor ...with an unfortunate outcome ...

But we gave it a great shot ... !!


Oh Timely...I'm sorry hunny, I didn't know. *hugs*

jacy xoxo



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 07:05 AM
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a reply to: cody599


For those that wonder ... I have seen the love in her eyes ...

Wait ... that could have been for me !!!

I have a mad beach ...

Promise to love you long time ....


Free surfboards!!??

nah ... no.





posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 07:05 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Hahahaha....how tall are you? (my current partner is the FIRST partner I've ever had who was shorter than me.)


I ain't 5'11".


...pants never long enough...


I can think of a solution to the pants problem...


You owe me a keyboard and a monitor

And thanks I think I coughed all the crap out of my lungs, Augustus .......................... Better than antibiotics

And hell of lot funnier

Cody



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 07:11 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

I don't share that on a regular basis ..

If anyone is in a need to know send me a pm.

Jace - I would be willing toshare more in a PM...

Not exluding the rest of the sheddites ...

I will respond to all PM'S

...



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 07:15 AM
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originally posted by: Martin75
a reply to: Timely
a reply to: cody599
To our little Angles watching over us





It's been a long time Martin

And thanks for the quote


My focus is encouraging the nudnick (Hebrew for idiot ............. My boy) to work as hard as possible to follow his dream, and he is doing me proud


My daughter ........................ well I know that whatever she does I'm not privileged enough to be privy to that info.

So I'll call that a success so far,

Now line up the boyfriends

Cody



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 07:17 AM
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Thankyou Martin ...

Beautiful ...



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 07:23 AM
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You've got mail!

Augustus...I know you do this to me because you know I blush and get awkward. I know you know.

I used to have a girl-friend years ago...she was foul-mouthed, lol...I was pretty prissy. Us couples would play a certain board game where one person would have to read the written answers of the other players.
When it was my turn to read them, she would have written something really obscene, then roll around cackling while I stuttered and stumbled over it.

You remind me of her.




posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 07:26 AM
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Cody ... no words are needed bro !

Much as those posting in this thread ...


I am only here for the giggles that are in our faces everyday ...

Oh and to wish the best for those that wish to fight the good fight ...




posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 07:26 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

That sounds like me when we are playing Cards Against Humanity. Who am I kidding, that sounds like me when we are playing Go Fish.


And yes, I know that you know that you know that I know.



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 07:29 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl


And yes, I know that you know that you know that I know.



I know.
Just like the bra story, eh? rofl


edit on 23-2-2016 by jacygirl because: Shed Lives Matter



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 07:32 AM
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Yes, indeedy. It chaffed.



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 07:32 AM
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Oh and to wish the best for those that wish to fight the good fight ...



As soon as my honour is restored away from here

You'll see a charging knight on a stallion mate. But I refuse to be intimidated by an unemployed self pitying control freak,

But I digress

Cody



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 07:56 AM
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Link to Poem

When I first stumbled across you, you offered a picture that I still have hanging in my home. That will never be forgotten.



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 08:04 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Let me guess...5 foot seven and three quarters?




posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 08:08 AM
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a reply to: TrueBrit

5' 8'' on a good day, so yes.



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 08:17 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Still taller than me. 5'5 here.



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 08:18 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Jacy said she is going to toss you.



posted on Feb, 23 2016 @ 08:19 AM
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Damn I get on here after a restless night's sleep and almost choke on my coffee. Is it legal for people to be so damn funny this early in the morning? I can understand members across the pond being that funny because it's not early there.




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