The Shed 3

a reply to: nonspecific

Sorry - can't hear you -

I have turkey baste in my listening ear ...

Bear with with me ...

Pardon ... !

originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: nonspecific

Sorry - can't hear you -

I have turkey baste in my listening ear ...

Bear with with me ...

Pardon ... !

My usually sensible brother once had an earache and whilst drunk proceeded to heat olive oil in the microwave and inject it into his ear with a Turkey baster.

Apparently the screams were heard several doors away and a trip to the hospital was required.

a reply to: nonspecific

Ah.. Yes... Well, although it is necessary to apply a SMALL amount of heat to the oil, to induce comfort, rather than neuralgic shock, upon its contact with the ear itself, this heat is best applied by bathing the container in a shallow bath of warm water, usually contained within a cup or mug.

As a result, a pleasant warmth, rather than mind buggering thermal oblivion, is all that seeps into the waxy build up. That's a nice image, isn't it?

a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

Just don't come the raw prawn mate !

a reply to: nonspecific

Sorry ... I'll get my hearing aid ...

Again ... ?

a reply to: TrueBrit

Ehh ?

Smalls you say ... ??

How cool it would be to see him greet you!!!

Yes Timely we are headed your way!!!!

Kat - I'm easy if you make bacon, I'm happy


Easy guys

Someone call me a shill !??

Dis-info !!??

I'll have you mate !!

Ed; Situation - diffused !

Martin nailed the memory - back in my happy place now ... exhale ...

Unless someone wants to make something of it ... inhale ...

a reply to: Timely

It's ok Timely.

Here is a plate of bacon just for you.



Now just sit back and relax. The ear pain will subside. LOL!!!

a reply to: Martin75

And a plate of bacon just for you.


I also added alittle something for lunch.

a reply to: Martin75

Absolutely a beautiful experience !!

Just bear in mind it is still Australia so the standard things apply :

Just beware of the things that could - if you are having a bad day. possibly kill you.

Box Jelly Fish ( Portuguese Man-O-War )

Irudkandji Jelly Fish ( small nearly invisible and possibly fatal )

Cone Shells ( see above )

Blue Ringed Octopus ( mesmerise you whilst they kill you )

Great Whites ( You need to ask great white what ~!!?? )

Crocs ( yes those ugly sandal thingies )

And ... Bogans !

Just here to help ...

Ed: There is a crapload more if you are serious about your health ...

Look forward to your earnest reply !

originally posted by: crappiekat
a reply to: Timely

It's ok Timely.

Here is a plate of bacon just for you.

Now just sit back and relax. The ear pain will subside. LOL!!!

Nom nom - bacon mmmm !

You are definitely an asset to the shed ...

( Night - you got a keeper there ! )

originally posted by: WalkInSilence
a reply to: jacygirl

Jacy, is Sophie a ferret?

Hello WalkInSilence, this is Sophie. I am jacy's ferret in real life AND in The Shed.
Here is the very first Shed entry where jacy and I are introduced.
www.abovetopsecret.com...

This is the thread that started everything!
www.abovetopsecret.com...

This is "The Rainbow Room", which was also an offshoot of the original thread.
www.abovetopsecret.com...

The first link posted above introduces a lot of the members/characters who participated. Sadly some of them are busy with life, but are always referred to as 'family'.

Now, I must wake up that lazy girl and get her to fix me some BACON!!!!

Love, Sophie

a reply to: jacygirl

Hi Jacy,

I love going back and reading old posts and enjoy looking at the picture's posted.

Hope your having a good day.

a reply to: crappiekat

Hi hunny!! *squishy hugs*

Today has been fairly calm, which is nice!
I hope you are good! So nice to see you here!

The only problem for me, with going back and reading...is that I get all caught up in it again, lol...and then I have to re-read the entire thread(s).

I'm still just getting caught up on this one!

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

LOL!!!!

I know, it happens to me too.

There's some bacon left over from this morning!



Nonspecific has been following me around all day long doing little tricks. The Mrs. has got to feed him more. LOL!!!

a reply to: jacygirl

I had a ferret when I was young. Ricky ticky. He was such a mess!!! He had a big hammock he slept in. If you put something on his bed he would stand there and bark at you until you moved it. Hahaha.
My stepdad was terrified of him.

a reply to: Martin75

Argh! Internet froze. Ran scan. Computer fine. Internet still froze. Restart. Find history. Re-open. Get back to where you were before internet froze. *sigh*

crappiekat...Aww thanks hun!

Martin...Hey! Lol, yeah...we live in a high rise of mostly elderly people. The little old ladies always ask if she's "vicious"...so I bury my face in her belly and kiss her, then say "yes."

a reply to: nonspecific
and Sir TrueBrit
Same here. I am hiding too. People are soo....is it hormones, do pheromones carry over the net?
The Shed is safe, we have dragons, pixies, wild Kitties, ferrets, wolves, a Tibetan mastiff, a rottie and hamsters. We are safe.

a reply to: crappiekat

Oh thank you for the breakfast. I will save it for tomorrow morning.
And yes I think you can get drunk on bacon, it gives me the same happy relaxed feeling.

I love caviar. I grew up on it in Denmark. That is, it wasn't "real" caviar all the time, but fish eggs from many different sources and prepared I many different ways. My favorite is salmon eggs they are beautiful.

Are you ready for this next polar plunge Kittie?