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Any secret societies want to recruit me?

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posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 02:13 PM
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i'm available for deep-cover sleeper assignments. will travel.




posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 02:27 PM
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Got a million dollars in used unmarked 20s? Why then yes there is a secret society just for you...



posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 02:29 PM
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a reply to: gell1234

This is too funny.

OP, I sincerely dont want to criticise. But the fact you think you can skip over a power structure from the outside of organizations you dont even understand or were born into or worked your way into, based on things you read on the internet is just, incorrect.

Dude, if you get any PMs, dont give your credit card info.



posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 03:18 PM
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a reply to: tadaman

My guess is this is meant to be funny.
I'd be happy to tell anyone about my secret society , but it is you know... secret!



posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 03:54 PM
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Y'all are hilarious! There's no such thang as "secret"! It's all hanging out in the open, like dirty laundry. Y'all just have to search high and low for the answers. And even if y'all did, no one will believe! Bah! Good luck!



posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 05:05 PM
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You do not need a secret society to control yours bones
a reply to: gell1234



posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 05:11 PM
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a reply to: gell1234

Hello, I am curious, what type of secrets do you know? [snipped]
edit on Sat Apr 11 2015 by DontTreadOnMe because: personal info removed.



posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 05:48 PM
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"If there is nothing out there--then what was that noise?"

"Don't scream when we take you. The world is quiet here."

"Have you been good to your mother lately?"

lol allow me to explain in the form of song:

The Little Snicket Lad
(to the tune of row row row your boat)

On a charming little cattle farm
Near a pretty deadly lake,
Was a very pregnant woman,
And her husband, known as Jake.

Though they lived in a big mansion,
Down Robber Road a tad,
It was at the farm the lady
Bore the little Snicket lad.

And then they took him, yea they took him,
They took him far away,
They took him in the dead of night
Beneath a moon of gray.

They took him from the kitchen
Like you’d take a midnight snack,
The V.F.D. they took him,
And they never brought him back.

He was lively, and intelligent,
And drank a lot of milk,
His crib was made of silver,
And his diapers sewn from silk.

Both his siblings watched him
And his mother, and his dad,
But someone else was watching
O'er the little Snicket lad.

And then they took him, yea they took him,
They took him far away,
They took him in the dead of night
Beneath a moon of gray.

They took him from the kitchen
Like you’d take a midnight snack,
The V.F.D. they took him,
And they never brought him back.

One evening Jake was chopping wood,
And his wife was at the mill,
The siblings two were drinking tea,
And the house was very still.

They came in through the windows,
Not the door, which was the fad,
A long black car was parked outside
For the little Snicket lad.

And then they took him, yea they took him,
They took him far away,
They took him in the dead of night
Beneath a moon of gray.

They took him from the kitchen
Like you’d take a midnight snack,
The V.F.D. they took him,
And they never brought him back.


edit on 11-4-2015 by rukia because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 05:54 PM
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I won't pull punches. Sure, you can join mine.



The training's a bitch, it might blow your mind, you'll become quasi-omnipotent - and from there what you do with that knowledge is up to you - so if you want to join - simply respond with your desire here. I'll take care of the rest.

I'll come find you to let you know what happens next when the time's right.

And keep in mind. Be careful what you wish for.



posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 05:59 PM
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a reply to: universalbri

ooooh sounds fun! count me in. as long as the training doesn't rely on physical ability--I'm not built for such frivolities. i'm always down to get my mind blown. haha



posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 06:02 PM
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a reply to: universalbri
I want to join.

Training?, I am yours body and mind. Powers? who wants them? I will just hang out at the continuum. I call being the scarecrow! Well, I want omnipotence, who am I kidding.

If and when that gets boring I will hunt for arrogant sentient species and make them prove their worthiness for existence.

Oh, and can I change history so that neanderthal never dies off? I REALLY like them, more than sapiens sapiens.


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posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 06:49 PM
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Are you for real?



posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 06:50 PM
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a reply to: universalbri

That was for you by the way...



posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 08:20 PM
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originally posted by: gell1234
Are you for real?

That was for you by the way...


The other secret societies are child's play. The Skull and Bones and the Illuminati are nothing but frat boys who formed a gang. I should know. I was one of them.

The real secret societies. The ones people like you who have the audacity to begin your own nontraditional search for - will find organizations like mine have been fictionalized because they scare the bajeesus out of those who think they control this world.

You asked the question. Consider this a hand delivered invite.

You'll quickly come to learn there's no such thing as serendipity.

So if you're ready for that.

Consider this a hand delivered invite, Much like the Matrix - INTENDED ONLY for you - the thread poster:

A question I won't ask again. After this, there is no turning back. You say 'no' - this story ends, you move on with your life and believe whatever you choose to believe. You say yes. You stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is what you asked for. Nothing more.


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posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 10:18 PM
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a reply to: gell1234

No because they're no longer a secret.



posted on Apr, 11 2015 @ 10:26 PM
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originally posted by: RoScoLaz4
i'm available for deep-cover sleeper assignments. will travel.


In your under cover underwear?

Shhhh, I won't tell.



posted on Apr, 12 2015 @ 07:10 AM
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a reply to: universalbri

Yes I 'd love to know more.



posted on Apr, 12 2015 @ 01:51 PM
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in order to control your bones
a reply to: MightyWizard



posted on Apr, 12 2015 @ 02:22 PM
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The whole point of secret societies is to keep out the kind of people who want to join them, especially those who are arrogant enough to think they can skip ranks.

Top tip: Find another hobby, they're honestly not very interesting.



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