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Scattered power outages hit key Washington D.C. buildings

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posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 01:52 PM
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originally posted by: Shamrock6
a reply to: ScientificRailgun

I bet the "end result" of that was....something lol
Oh I kid you not it was like someone turned my digestive tract into a log flume.

You enjoy that mental image.




posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 01:56 PM
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originally posted by: xuenchen

originally posted by: jimmyx

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: KawRider9

The White House is in the dark.

So, it's business as usual...


Yeah, but they will not know about it until they see it on the news later.


and of course FOX NEWS, Hannity, or rush limbaugh will somehow blame it on Obama or the liberals


It's a power struggle between rival left wing factions.



haa....yeah that's it, why didn't I see it....



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 02:03 PM
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a reply to: ScientificRailgun

Waaaaa?

Ladies don't fart!



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 02:15 PM
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originally posted by: Martin75
But now I want bacon vodka, oh could it get any better?


Yeah, it can, cause I wrapped the olives in bacon before I plunked them into my martini and rimmed the glass with bacon salt.



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 02:16 PM
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originally posted by: KawRider9
a reply to: ScientificRailgun

Waaaaa?

Ladies don't fart!
We do, we just fart glitter and puppy wishes.



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 02:19 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Are you getting too much blood in your alcohol stream again?



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 02:20 PM
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a reply to: JIMC5499

I bleed Budweiser and bacon. True story!



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 02:21 PM
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originally posted by: [post=19210684]JIMC5499[/post
Are you getting too much blood in your alcohol stream again?


*sigh*

It is a chronic struggle. I wish I could find the opposite of the Promises Center.


Oh, wait, I did, they call it a bar.



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 03:58 PM
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Hmmm, power outage in certain areas....sence from mission imposible comes up...cut power, break in or currupt a computer system or security system for future use.......

Did i just see tomm cruise?!?



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 04:00 PM
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a reply to: clearmind

Tom Cruise is far too busy spending millions of dollars to become Level 18 Super-Scientologist Esper with the ability to control time and reality itself through the power of his audits.

Now Mark Wahlberg, I believe he could be the man for the job.



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 04:06 PM
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a reply to: ScientificRailgun

You are such a Supressive Person. I hope you are happy wallowing in all your thetans.



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 04:18 PM
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Obama as lights go out in Oval Office: "What the hell!?!?"
Reggie Love: "Uhoh, lights are out."
Obama: "Is Biden playing with the light switches again? Goddammit, Joe! Don't make me call Michelle in here!"
Biden (from WH commode): "Mr. President, Mr. President, the lights are out, I can't find my ass with either hand, and I need to finish this paperwork."
Obama: "Reggie, get a candle in there for Joe... but remember, that candle... you didn't build that. It came from bees, worker bees makin that wax and then candlemakers. The lighter, well that was made by workers at Bic. The little glass candlesti..."
Reggie Love: "Whup, lights are back on!"
Obama: "OK, well that's settled. Put that candle back down Reggie."
Biden (still in commode): "Mr. Preisdent, Mr. President, I still can't see anything in here!"
Obama: "Joe, are your eyes open or closed, Joe?"
Biden: "Tee hee, Mr. President, that fixed it! Be right out!"



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 04:20 PM
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originally posted by: burdman30ott6
Biden (still in commode): "Mr. Preisdent, Mr. President, I still can't see anything in here!"
Obama: "Joe, are your eyes open or closed, Joe?"
Biden: "Tee hee, Mr. President, that fixed it! Be right out!"


Loved it.

But you know, Burdman, it would not have been implausible if Biden could not see owing to him having his head up his ass.



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 05:22 PM
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The only reason for this is the inner party has started attacking itself. As mentioned records go missing, or since no recording is taking place, things can happen swiftly and the secrets of the house can start disappearing people within its halls.

Possible allies of the founders making a significant gains back into our government. People now have to go on the hunt for specific department heads of the lesser agencies and advisors suddenly no longer in press releases. Resignations should be coming soon as well. Nothing too big I think, but noticeable?

I think the depressed bankers opting out may have been the founders striking back. Better believe you wont get the full details from the party owned media. 6 board rooms run it all. They will all be told to say the same thing.



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 05:32 PM
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a reply to: IamAbeliever

Strange it's localized, has anyone postulated localized EMP bursts, eg. a small weapon?

Cheers - Dave



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 07:46 PM
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You guys aren't even trying with the conspiracies, so here goes...

Was it not only 3 weeks ago lights went out at the Kremlin? Now lights out at the whitehouse? Maybe a friendly game of chess going on?



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 07:52 PM
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originally posted by: drewlander
You guys aren't even trying with the conspiracies, so here goes...

Was it not only 3 weeks ago lights went out at the Kremlin? Now lights out at the whitehouse? Maybe a friendly game of chess going on?


Except the lights went off all over DC and not just the Whitehouse.

Mulder supports your theory though!!!



posted on Apr, 7 2015 @ 09:18 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Shamrock6

I had bacon wrapped bacon, with a side of bacon.


Did that yesterday.

And I had a bacon martini with my homemade bacon vodka.


(The last part is no joke, that stuff is killer)


OK, I have nothing to add to the OP except to say I'm glad it doesn't seem to be Lil' Kimmy's technocorps about to take over the US, allowing all this wonderful bacon and liquor talk to take over the thread.

With that, I give you, the Hot & Meaty Martini!

Absolut Peppar vodka
Splash of jalepeño juice (from jarred jalepeños)
Splash of olive juice
Garnish:
Bleu-cheese stuffed olive
Cube of salted pork
Thick slice of jalepeño

You definitely have to like spicy, and salty. And getting drunk and happy. Oh, and pooping fire the next day.

You're welcome.



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 03:07 PM
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Help, please, anyone. I am a new participant to ars and cannot find out how to post on a forum. My brother posted part of an email I had sent to him the other night on "Rants" but won't speak to me now. I am a techno-idiot and can't find any rules for the site. I joined hurriedly and didn't commit the rules I scanned to memory. Thanks!



posted on Apr, 8 2015 @ 03:37 PM
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Also, the site won't let me send any messages to individuals except "ATS staff" and didn't tell me how to even do THAT. I am very frustrated. a reply to: ThinkingMom



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