originally posted by: rickymouse
originally posted by: darknewt
Not much info here but I read this while eating a bacon toasty
You can use Kosher salt to make bacon.
I'm gonna burst into flame for sure, boss... but the kosher
thing isn't going to happen to any cut of porcine flesh unless
the Big Guy opens up a slot in the clouds around here and says
"That which I have said is cool IS" this one time. And I ain't Noah.
Or whomever got the Word.
Back to the thread, that burst into flame thing for me tonight
is all but one slice of a meat lover's cartwheel clone from a
different small dive-- and some penance watching Cavizel
getting most of his skin removed after a short conversation
with Ziggy Stardust. And don't hurt Maia-- I love her. [Mel's film]
I don't go for pagan rituals-- because somebody trying to tell me
of The Christ's resurrection is on the
first Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring Equinox.
That somebody is also welcome to the business card of that
doctor in my wallet... for it is more needed than by myself.
Just the same, I am no beast. And the thing makes me tear up.
Because to a believer in noble ideas, the religion is irrelevant.
EDIT:: Yes..yes there MUST be I-sausage AND bacon on my slab. If anything in
my domicile is sacred on any Friday it's Grease and Sodium. Guilty your honor.
edit on 3-4-2015 by derfreebie because: Why is this night the
same as any other Friday?