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posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 07:29 AM
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just when you thought that it couldn't get more ridiculous.


New York-based footwear retailer that wants to help you get a leg up—literally!—on your selfie game. Its so-called “Selfie Shoe,” an otherwise winsome cherry-red stacked-heel sandal, features an extended toe for docking a cameraphone. To take your “shoefie,” simply angle your leg in the air much like you would that other sign of the Apocalypse, the selfie stick, which music festivals like Coachella and Lollapalooza recently placed on their list of prohibited items.
Miz Mooz’s Selfie-Taking Shoe Proves That the End is Nigh


a un stylist shoe that allows you to capture the best selfie.







i certainly hope it is a April Fools joke.


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posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 07:36 AM
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I think you'll see a lot of weird products on various sites today.

So far my favorite is the Voltron Cat Condo.

www.thinkgeek.com...

They also have a steam-powered console for playing Steam games.

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posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 07:48 AM
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a reply to: hounddoghowlie
A young lady, a short skirt and a pair of 'selfie shoes'... could be a voyeur's dream.



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 07:49 AM
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iShoe!

Bless you, here's a tissue.




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posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 07:49 AM
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originally posted by: butcherguy
A young lady, a short skirt and a pair of 'selfie shoes'... could be a voyeur's dream.


Only a matter of time before a men's shoe with the camera facing up comes along......



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 07:50 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

better than the mirror on the shoe trick eh.



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 07:51 AM
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originally posted by: hounddoghowlie
better than the mirror on the shoe trick eh.


I would not know about such things.



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 07:51 AM
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meh looks less ridiculous than a selfie stick



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 07:55 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: butcherguy
A young lady, a short skirt and a pair of 'selfie shoes'... could be a voyeur's dream.


Only a matter of time before a men's shoe with the camera facing up comes along......

The thought of that crossed my mind, but I didn't want to be that guy..... you know, the one that knows about upskirt photos.



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 07:56 AM
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Those shoes are not for walking, going quite extreme. But i can render image in my mind... Lift your feet up and let it fly ! Think about all the customer complaints..



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 07:59 AM
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originally posted by: butcherguy

The thought of that crossed my mind...


Knowing your reputation I am shocked, shocked I say.



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 08:00 AM
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a reply to: hounddoghowlie

I can now take selfies with two hands tied behind my back.

As for your title......don't bother me.



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 08:03 AM
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originally posted by: Aleister
I can now take selfies with two hands tied behind my back.


Hmmm. Aleister in heels and tied up.

Dreams do come true.



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 08:06 AM
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a reply to: hounddoghowlie

Hah, almost as stupid as Google's April 1st's prank a few years ago which would bring internet to the masses via their toilette. (Link)



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 08:09 AM
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a reply to: Junkheap

I just ordered the Voltron Cat Condo.



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 08:12 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: Junkheap

I just ordered the Voltron Cat Condo.


That thing could be upgraded to be really cool and useful......



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 08:15 AM
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a reply to: butcherguy

Yes I plan on uploading an artificial intelligence to it that identifies cat haters, and engages DEFCAT 1 protocols, automatically shooting cats at them from the cannons.



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 08:17 AM
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a reply to: hounddoghowlie

This isn't enough for people?

www.selfieonastick.com...

Now you need shoes to stick your phone in....What is this world coming to?



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 08:19 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: butcherguy

Yes I plan on uploading an artificial intelligence to it that identifies cat haters, and engages DEFCAT 1 protocols, automatically shooting cats at them from the cannons.


Good one!



posted on Apr, 1 2015 @ 08:23 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
...shooting cats...


Butcherguy=happy.




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