posted on Mar, 26 2015 @ 10:29 AM
Found this on a satellite radio blog. It's a great mix of his stuff:
Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Most people don't know what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it
If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?
If we are the only species in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
In comic strips, the person on the left generally speaks first.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Jesus, Ghandi, Lincoln, John Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy and Martin Luther King were all murdered. We tend to kill people who tell us we
should live together in harmony and love each other.
We have war, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong.
I don't just accept everything I'm told. My mind doesn't work that way. I got this crazy thing I do called "thinking", and because of it, I'm
not a very good American.
Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
I wish that we could measure how much the potential of the mind to expand has been stunted by television.
This country has squandered its promise for the sake of cell phones and Jet Skis.
If you need motivation, you probably need more than motivation.
I could never understand national or ethnic pride, because pride should be reserved for something you achieve on your own.
Italian Pride. Black Pride. Latin Pride. Irish Pride.
Being Irish isn't a skill. Having a bumper sticker that says Proud To Be Irish is like having a bumper sticker thats says Proud To Be 5'11''.
Warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same
asshole your father was."..."Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."... "If you drink long enough, at some
point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."
I'm sick of this "Team Player" bull#. Any reasonably intelligent person should be able to get along with others. I don't need to be an official
"Team Player". When someone says 'There is no "I" in team', tell them 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and
integrity.' If they tell you you're not a team player, congratulate them on being observant.