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Wanted: Intelligent, sarcastic members!! PLEASE!!

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posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:37 PM
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a reply to: BlueMule


Go to my peyote church in Arizona, near Phoenix

This is YOUR church? You have a peyote church??

Awesome.
Spot me 400-500 bucks?




posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:37 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

If by 'lobster' you mean chunks of metal I can make you seconds.



posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:40 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Look in the lost and found box. You might find your sanity there.

I could talk to you. It might get annoying after a while but it won't be boring.



posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:41 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko


For example, my sarcasm tends to simply tick you off.

Well then, my friend....it must have to do with the delivery + the interpretation......
I would very much like to get you - get your sarcasm, get your thinking.....

can we try again? With leeway to parlay and ask each other what the hell is meant by the comment?
PLEASE?



posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:42 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Sorry Buzzy, I make my remarks and usually disappear. Mostly I just read because smetimes others really don't catch my sarcasm the way it was intended. Think a Mnty Python relpy to something and you'll have an idea. Gd luck.



posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:42 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark


I could talk to you. It might get annoying after a while but it won't be boring.

Perfect.
Lay it on me.



posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:43 PM
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a reply to: hoagy1199


Think a Mnty Python relpy to something and you'll have an idea.


You don't frighten me with your knees bent running around advancing behavior.

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posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:44 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Well I don't own it. I'm just a member. It's a fantastic place. Professional, restful, miraculous. The peyote spirits are wise and strong.

I wish I could spot you the money and meet you there. But I'm disabled and on a limited income. 😢

👣


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posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:44 PM
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ATS is an amazing forum. It's integrity lies in the fact that the members are asked not to go off topic. Maybe that gets in the way of the humor and sarcasm you crave here.
IE: Thread title: My dog has fleas!
REPLY -Yo mamma has fleas!
(reply post removed, off topic)
hahahhahah!

anyhoo....

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posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:46 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

They only want the packets back in case there was any gold in them!

They never would have drawn attention to it otherwise



posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:48 PM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
I need people here, on ATS, my web-home, to help me stay sane.


pfft! if you're not a little insane, you aren't sane.

And regarding sarcasm, I often meet arrogance, snobbery, overgrown egos and traits like that with a swift sarcastic backhand to put a dose of reality in the air and put a cat amongst the pigeons.



posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:48 PM
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lol!!! No - not Kraft Mac & Cheese (gross - velveeta is NOT cheese).....

I'm talking about downtown Chicago - can't remember the name of the restaurant, but it was right on the river inside the loop....actual cheddar and macaroni and lobster bites......



posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:50 PM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
a reply to: hoagy1199




You don't frighten me with your knees bent running around advancing behavior.


Well then, in that case I shall taunt you a second time. In the near future, when time permits. Providing I have nothing else going on. I wish you luck, you simply have too search for the right mix of sarcasm in a poster. BTW, watch out for AM's recalled mac and cheese, it requires copius amounts of Adult Beverages t get through.



posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:50 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

This is, in fact, the standard territory marking behaviour of the greater spotted Metalhead. The bent knees are meant to denote threat, while the wearing of a suit of armour promotes clanking, which for reasons which thus far elude the scientific community, appear necessary to the survival of the species, such is the frequency with which this behaviour is indulged in.



posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:51 PM
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Please....where are you?
a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Doug, is that you?



posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:52 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Jeebus, I gave you the red-tailed hawk response just yesterday.

Todays low-hanging fruit... www.abovetopsecret.com...



posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:53 PM
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originally posted by: hoagy1199
BTW, watch out for AM's recalled mac and cheese, it requires copius amounts of Adult Beverages t get through.


Indeed. However, since none of us are adults (particularly the OP) we are all rightly effed.



posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:54 PM
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a reply to: TrueBrit

orly? Have you been to the castle in Doune? Have you?
HAVE YOU??? I have!


And - I speak English. I learned it from a book.
(He says they've already got one.)


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posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:54 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



I never claimed to be adult, just old mate.

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posted on Mar, 23 2015 @ 07:57 PM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
lol!!! No - not Kraft Mac & Cheese (gross - velveeta is NOT cheese).....

I'm talking about downtown Chicago - can't remember the name of the restaurant, but it was right on the river inside the loop....actual cheddar and macaroni and lobster bites......


Well, if you ever make to New Jersey I will prepare my famous lobster mac and cheese whilst we induldge in copious amounts of adult beverages where I will get both progressively drunker and smarter.

Or is it smarter-assed.




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