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The Eunuchorn vs. Las Vegas

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posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 03:58 PM
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It is happening...!!!

My buddy, whom we shall call Jesus, & I have just arrived in Vegas after a breezy 4 hour drive in Shaniqa:



The sun was on the top right mostly, so I'm a little unbalanced in my red tan, but better than being pale.



So, who wants to show us around? Hah. Or at least recommend anything? We want dive bars, local hole in the walls, & to maybe even do some off-roading.
We are here until Wednesday for a pizza convention at the LV convention center.

We are gonna go check out the Grand Canyon in a bit here, hopefully I don't feel the uncontrollable urge to jump off.




posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 04:02 PM
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a reply to: Eunuchorn

Your posts are always so happy..

I recommend you keep up that lovey dovey feel in your heart about life..




bahahahahaa....

no that's really what I think you should do. I've always wanted to visit the grand canyon. Maybe soon.



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 04:10 PM
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Go to area 51!!!



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 04:12 PM
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It's too bad the got rid of Star Trek The Experience or I'd say go to that



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 04:28 PM
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Check out the glass overlook over the Grand Canyon.

It looked cool on TV.



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 04:38 PM
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a reply to: Eunuchorn

If you are into cigars..

Check out Casa Fuente at the Forum Shops at Cesar's Palace. It's tucked waaay back away from all of the designer shops. Best mojitos and cigars in Vegas.



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 05:16 PM
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a reply to: Eunuchorn

Grand Canyon time - enjoy! Love Arizona, could move there in an instant. Something about all those Jacob's Ladder cacti and the scrub, openness of the desert.

I mentioned on ATS once before how we flew to Las Vegas, rented car, drove for 5 hours to the Grand Canyon, looked at it for 15 minutes, and then drove 5 hours back to Las Vegas. I would do it over again in a split second. It's truly beyond words.

Nah, don't jump - just absorb the sight and when it hits you DON'T be feeling like a little ant in the big scheme of things. You are no ant! You are El Eunuchorn!



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 06:03 PM
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a reply to: Eunuchorn

Almost forgot you asked for dive bars while I was posting about Casa Fuente.

If you want a dive head over to Freemont street, located on the north side is Girls of Glitter Gulch. I'm not going to say anymore except I am not responsible for anything that happens. Visit at your own risk



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 06:13 PM
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Have A Great Time! Y'all be careful now, ya hear?




posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 06:16 PM
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Hmmm... there's always the gobbling of massive amounts of delirium causing substances and the requisite (accidental?) snuffing of prostitute(s) ... and the concierge will help with the procurement and cleanup if given enough of a tip... oh, wait... that was Vegas circa 1977... never mind.

Open a casino and cozy up to the mob and marry a gold-digger and have a psycho as a friend? Meh.. .flick...

Hmmm... sell everything and drink yourself to death with the companionship of a prostitute with a heart of gold? Wait... movie, too...

Well, do something with a prostitute... which, in our world, would mean almost any human, anyway. Use sunscreen... and condoms.

And blackjack has the best odds... just quit when you've paid for the trip... or when you triple mortgaged and can't pay and end up in a shallow grave in spitten' distance from area 51...



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 07:14 PM
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a reply to: Eunuchorn

Just have a good time. I made the mistake once asking for suggestions....
I was told to try "The Beach". So me and some buds hailed a cab and said ..... "Take us to The Beach" ..

It's a club.. done up like a beach... except.... it turned out to be a Swingers/nude club. OY VEH!

After an I opening experience. We decided it would be best to go get burgers at "The Heart Attack Grille" .

So try the Heart Attack Grille.

edit on 22-3-2015 by Bigburgh because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 08:47 PM
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So the girl at our hotel front desk told me the grand canyon was 45-60 minutes away.

Worst concierge ever.

Needless to say, we found the Hoover dam, which I had forgotten even exists.

# the Grand Canyon.



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 09:25 PM
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a reply to: doompornjunkie

60 reviews, 2.1 rating.

Perfect.



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 09:32 PM
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Get off ATS, and come back on only when you get home.



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 09:38 PM
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Sounds like a movie script in the making. Just leave Mike Tyson's tiger alone.



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 09:53 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

I'm a spectacular multitasker.

For instance, im going to the bathroom while typing this.

/flex



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 10:05 PM
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a reply to: Eunuchorn

As am I, for example I just threw up in my mouth whilst reading this.



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 10:11 PM
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a reply to: Eunuchorn

Umm what did you just /flex?



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 10:36 PM
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a reply to: Eunuchorn

I used to live in Vegas when I was little all I remember is Circus Circus and my Dad rolling a Vdub bug down a hill in our back yard.

If you see Chris Angel I have a 20 for you if you kick him in the nuts. I hate that dude. Mainly because he's rich and good at magic but the eyeliner doesn't help his cause much. Actually... is he even a thing anymore? Anyway, kick him in the nuts and I got 20 bucks for ya.




edit on Cpm10Sunday3820155931Sun, 22 Mar 2015 22:38:59 -05002015 by CagliostroTheGreat because: eris deliver me from typos



posted on Mar, 22 2015 @ 10:40 PM
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a reply to: Autorico

Pinky finger.




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