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Females: Why do you wear make-up?

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posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:07 PM
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a reply to: MimiSia

I'm gonna ask my aussie friends if they say it that way also, lol

Silent but violent, I like it.

#, weren't we talking about makeup? Should retitle the thread "Women, can't live with em, can't live without em"




posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:07 PM
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originally posted by: MimiSia
a reply to: Ashirah

oh my god every time I scroll to this 3photos I am I can smell burning stick
what the heck is goin on!!!!!!!
I am scared !!!
totally freaking out
is any of u burning one right now??
just ignore me if not


I am might be burning a cross on my front lawn in a couple hours....does that count?



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:08 PM
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a reply to: agenda51

forget air refreshener and look for matchess
sorry obviously I am misspelling the sticks with the red head
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posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:10 PM
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a reply to: Eunuchorn

I think we need a thread on existing evidence of women farting. From the experience I have had in my marriage there is more evidence available supporting bigfoot.



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:11 PM
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a reply to: agenda51

what does that mean
why would u do that. set ur lawn on fire



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:12 PM
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a reply to: Eunuchorn

no that don't
it is what I say
I say we I have split personality
edit on 19-3-2015 by MimiSia because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:14 PM
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a reply to: agenda51

trust me u got no chance boyo
we are unicorns and u are more likely to prove that



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:17 PM
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a reply to: Eunuchorn

yeah make up ...yeah I like it ...yeah dust... yeah I like dust too...yes dust ...I like dust ..dust is good

honest it's only think I can think off to respond



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:22 PM
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a reply to: agenda51

boys just admit you like lipstick and we can all move on



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:24 PM
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a reply to: MKMoniker

Bassplyr's Conspiritors Love Connection Profile:

"Seeking female soul mate for adventures among the stars. Looks unimportant. Partial Alien DNA OK. Must be willing to relocate to the outer rim colonies pending my Break Away Civilization application results.

NO Reticulans last one said she was into something called 50 shades of grey. I got all excited, turned out it wasn't the same thing I was thinking of. No Xenomorphs last one broke my heart....literally.

All applicants from the planet Catwomandia will be expedited."

Still my in box is empty



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posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:27 PM
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a reply to: Ashirah






I agree



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:29 PM
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a reply to: MimiSia

ground moles tearing up my lawn.

It scares of Vampires too.

need to do it while the wife is away or she might blow up the neighborhood.



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:32 PM
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a reply to: agenda51

Pfft, everyone knows women don't fart or go to the bathroom!



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:32 PM
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honest it is gorgeous to talk to a person like u
I love it
big aplause to u I love how you love her



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:36 PM
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originally posted by: MimiSia
a reply to: agenda51

boys just admit you like lipstick and we can all move on


Ok I admit it. I like lipstick on a lady. And I get weak and helpless when they apply lip gloss in front of me.



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:40 PM
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originally posted by: MimiSia
a reply to: agenda51



honest it is gorgeous to talk to a person like u
I love it
big aplause to u I love how you love her


I dont have a choice. if I ever piss her off to much she could fart under the covers at night and kill me. I am thinking of installing methane detectors for the children's safety.

A few nights ago i was sound asleep and heard a large drawn out muffled sound. I asked my wife and she told me....Ghost fart... I had no idea?



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:45 PM
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a reply to: agenda51

u have no idea what crap we come up

I smashed a few things
better than getting caught
and to admit we are no unciorns but simple ponies



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:46 PM
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u have no idea what crap we come up

I smashed a few things
better than getting caught
and to admit we are no unciorns but simple ponies



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:54 PM
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originally posted by: chiefsmom
a reply to: agenda51

Order away.

Pill for chocolate smelling farts

Well, there is rose and voilet scents too.
What will they think of next?


I want ones that smell like baked goods!



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 06:42 PM
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How on earth did we go from make-up issues, then slowly descended into scented women's farts? smh

I smell a conspiracy. (Pun intended)

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