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Females: Why do you wear make-up?

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posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:31 PM
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a reply to: BASSPLYR

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(I'm happily married, but I couldn't resist the fake ad!)




posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:32 PM
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a reply to: Brotherman

I look at too much perfume the same way as too much cologne. It gives me a headache and I want to punch the people who do it. Smells should be subtle, not overbearing.



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:36 PM
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a reply to: Brotherman

once again tragedy women forgot how to use parfumerie
I still get feedback of people saying they were in middle of their own crap and they smelled from someone my parfume and how it reminded them of us

and when they smelled it random my face would be forever the first one they see

same goes opposite I never forget a signature smell



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:37 PM
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Guess I'm going to go against the grain here .. But I find middle eastern style makeup that emphasizes the eyes to be quite striking.








posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:38 PM
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a reply to: MKMoniker

women you are hilarious
hat down



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:38 PM
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originally posted by: Ashirah
Guess I'm going to go against the grain here .. But I find middle eastern style makeup that emphasizes the eyes to be quite striking.







Damn well better if that's all you get to see besides wrists and ankles!



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:39 PM
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a reply to: Ashirah

honest to god they are sexy as hell
and Indian women are beautiful too



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:40 PM
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a reply to: Brotherman

its not that they wear to much perfume its that they wear...

deodorant
perfume
lotion
hairspray

etc. etc. put it all together and its like smelling a fancy candle.

my wife ...I dont think she wears perfume. her farts stink to high heaven though. silent but DEADLY. Of course they are atmospheric anomalies and do not originate from her. As far as I know she has not farted in the 18 or so years we have been together.

I tell the kids there must be a dead cat in the house somewhere because mommy doesnt fart.

What women really need is Fart makeup. I would pay for that myself!



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:45 PM
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a reply to: agenda51

It's all so clear now that's for the insight!



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:46 PM
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originally posted by: MimiSia
a reply to: Ashirah

honest to god they are sexy as hell
and Indian women are beautiful too


they are striking because thats all you can see. Once that scarf goes down and they have rotted teeth, triple chins, and hair covered bodies those eyes are not so great anymore. Indian woman are hard core. They throw a sheet on and cover everything up. Good thing is you always have a nice snuggy blanket available for quickies LOL. I bet money getting ready for a night on the town takes 3 minutes tops.



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:49 PM
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a reply to: agenda51

oh god u are beautiful



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:50 PM
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a reply to: agenda51

Order away.

Pill for chocolate smelling farts

Well, there is rose and voilet scents too.
What will they think of next?

edit on 19-3-2015 by chiefsmom because: addition



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:52 PM
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a reply to: chiefsmom

I can't imagine chocolate being the ideal fart smell...

Would Sunflower smells have been so hard?



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:53 PM
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a reply to: agenda51

AAAA
that was funny
what I find strange is that almost every women who is in nature like jungle dessert ocean freezing snow they eyes look like they swallowed the image of the surrounding nature

just plain beautiful and when you look into them you can see where they come from



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:55 PM
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a reply to: chiefsmom

honest I rather jump out of window then ever admit I am human



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 03:57 PM
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a reply to: agenda51

we say silent but VIOLENT



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:00 PM
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a reply to: Ashirah

oh my god every time I scroll to this 3photos I am I can smell burning stick
what the heck is goin on!!!!!!!
I am scared !!!
totally freaking out
is any of u burning one right now??
just ignore me if not
edit on 19-3-2015 by MimiSia because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:02 PM
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originally posted by: MimiSia
a reply to: agenda51

we say silent but VIOLENT


LoL, where do you live?



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:04 PM
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one of these days I am going to put a recorder in her car so I have proof that she farts and confront her with it. I am still not convinced the crack in her windshield came from a rock as there was no impact marks.

hey guys....ever wonder why women always have air fresheners in their cars while guys don't? Now you know.



posted on Mar, 19 2015 @ 04:05 PM
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Australia
but I am Europien

edit on 19-3-2015 by MimiSia because: (no reason given)



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