Females: Why do you wear make-up?

originally posted by: TheSpanishArcher
Not as if I'm going to get together with any women(life is screwy enough and a relationship would kill me) but make up is the least of my concerns these days unless the girl is taking the Tammy Faye approach.

Tattoos, now, I find incredibly unsexy. I don't have them, don't need them nor do I want to have to read my girl, literally. Yet they are the new thing and everyone seems to have them.

Again, not as I have to worry as I'm actively trying to avoid the other sex but I do still like to look and it kinda sucks these days.

Sir, I do believe you should start a thread on said topic, because I didnt want to bring it up, but tattoos are a bigger turn off for me than makeup (which is saying a lot) there's specific tattoos I don't like. Something about oversized foot tatoos just drives me totally insane & flacid, & anything less than a full sleeve is like an awkward unfinished sentence that im forced to hear over & over.

originally posted by: agenda51
all you all natural folks...

Cameron Diaz..... with or without makeup

you make the call

I've always found Cameron Diaz to be quite unattractive.

originally posted by: Night Star
Makeup can enhance a women's beauty. It's like clothing, you can wear jeans and a t-shirt and sneakers or you can wear a pretty blouse and pants and pretty shoes. One is going to look better than the other. It's like jewelry or any accessory, it makes you looks better and it's fun.

I disagree, everything but makeup can enhance a woman's attractiveness. Makeup is not an accessory, it is a crutch.

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Actually, I wish I had the will to shave every day. I have a really nice electric razor but I really just can't be bothered.
Next girl I date, we will make a deal. I'll keep my neckbeard in check if she stops wearing anything more than the bare basics of makeup.

& every day im totally clean shaven, she has to wear zero makeup.

Yes yes, the perfect compromise.

originally posted by: ChesterJohn
Grandpappy used to say if the barn needs paintin' then paint it.

At my age, if you don't paint it, the cracks show.

originally posted by: Eunuchorn

originally posted by: Night Star
Makeup can enhance a women's beauty. It's like clothing, you can wear jeans and a t-shirt and sneakers or you can wear a pretty blouse and pants and pretty shoes. One is going to look better than the other. It's like jewelry or any accessory, it makes you looks better and it's fun.

I disagree, everything but makeup can enhance a woman's attractiveness. Makeup is not an accessory, it is a crutch.

What do you know? You're a unicorn. LOL

originally posted by: grandmakdw

originally posted by: ChesterJohn
Grandpappy used to say if the barn needs paintin' then paint it.

At my age, if you don't paint it, the cracks show.

Hahahahahaha! Good one!

originally posted by: agenda51

originally posted by: MimiSia
a reply to: Ashirah

honest to god they are sexy as hell
and Indian women are beautiful too

they are striking because thats all you can see. Once that scarf goes down and they have rotted teeth, triple chins, and hair covered bodies those eyes are not so great anymore. Indian woman are hard core. They throw a sheet on and cover everything up. Good thing is you always have a nice snuggy blanket available for quickies LOL. I bet money getting ready for a night on the town takes 3 minutes tops.

As a woman, the good about burkas with veils-
never have to do your hair!!
or even wash it, who sees it anyway
never have to go to the gym
or watch your weight
and yeah, shaving is the pits (pun intended)
never have to think about what to wear
a pair of panties under the burka and you are set
actually who needs panties?
just a pair of socks and sturdy comfy shoes
The only part of you to get ready to go out, draw some lines around the eyes, and poof, ready for a night on the town.

Eyeliner has always been a must wear for me all my post pubertal life for some odd reason, so just having to put on eyeliner and throw a huge robe with a cap over the rest of me, doesn't sound too bad. But eyeliner, an absolute must, don't look like me without it.

We wear makeup to drawl you in like a venus fly trap and the next morning when their is none on your true feelings and colors will show us who you truly are!!!!

a reply to: 9ArchaBallet9

Hahahaha! Good one!

u know who I feel most sorry for?
fathers with young daughters

smugging my make up on you is marking my territory

who knew that a thing like being able to pop off in front of each other is the test of true love

a reply to: Night Star

You get no where without a lil psychological warfare!

a reply to: Realtruth



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a reply to: Autorico

yes we can be at ur service here ..yes ..we do baked good and Kentucky fried chicken

we also always give a freeby Suprise aroma

so sorry OP I will focus now
had to finish what I started
I promise I be good now

a reply to: AutumnWitch657


it's science for women guys will not get that

a reply to: enlightenedservant

ritual..lol

are u crazy ? sexist?
that was beautiful thank u
it is exactly how I feel most of the time

Some days, I wear a little eyeliner and mascara. If I dont, my eyes look small and sleepy. It opens my eyes up. I look ten times better and who doesn't want to look better? I couldn't be bothered putting on a whole series of applications. Luckily I don't have bad skin I need to cover up. My eyes need help!

a reply to: grandmakdw




big shout out to the ladies here!!!
ur awesome!!

it looks like score so far is

women (1) : man (0)

boys I appreciate the acceptance of this defeat (Queef sisters win

a reply to: Eunuchorn

relax ...

i just add man with scruffies are hella sexy too

I always use to rub my face in it I love it there is nothing in this universe that feels like ur stubble bush on ur face

crying out loud we wrote a encyclopedia full guide to recommended styles of toothbrush facial bushes

I just realized I replied to u again are u the guy with the one horn pony throwing up rainbow guy? my avatars are not showing