I am seriously worried!
I’ve just had a few evenings dog sitting for a friend and so I took the opportunity to see what passes for entertainment on the lie box these days
(I refuse to own a television).
During one movie there were 82 commercials with a total duration of 32 minutes!
Now, 82 ads is a nuisance, but the content is what really concerns me.
In those commercials I saw the following!!!
A singing cake telling me to eat it.
Talking vegetables telling me to cook them.
Bowls of talking breakfast cerals.
I'm offered new Ultra absorbent peepee pants so that I can still "dance the night away"
Toothpaste that will cause laser beams to burst from my mouth everytime I smile.
A new bra that gives bumpy bits where there aint no bumpy bits (hey ladies, that’s fraud!)
I saw a fridge teeming with little singing plastic fridge men, and I can have buckets of dangerous chemicals to keep me safe from all those giant fang
toothed germs (and cause the genocide of the little plastic fridge men!).
And what about the effing great grizly bear trying to sell me car insurance! A GRIZLY BEAR!!!
IS THIS PLANET AN ASYLUM FOR THE INSANE?!!!
Seriously! Talking products...maybe if they were aimed at children then ok, but they're not, they're aimed at adults! The walking talking Grizzly is
proof of that!
After viewing this nonsense, and while picking my jaw up from the ground, I had a very worrying thought!
What will happen if aliens receive our tv transmissions and they view the commercials?
They may have little or no understanding of life on earth, so tell me, what do you suppose they're gonna be thinking when they see the following!
Grown men sloshing about in pee filled panties while they eat their talking vegetable freinds... alive!
Biological weapons being used to wipe out the entire race of little plastic fridge men! And what about the f’ing great grizly bear selling car
And thats not the worst of it!
Imagine what they're gonna to be thinking when they see we are armed with laser beam teeth! and they see the lady whos eyelashes are equipped with
I'll tell you what they'll be thinking
"Danger Will Robinson, Danger Danger!!!
They're going to think we are totally insane and dangerous and MUST BE WIPED OUT!
I feel quite certain the moment they view the commercials they'll be headed this way, with the biggest most potent can of crazy-life-form killer they
can find, and you can be sure they wont take their finger off the button until its all used up!
edit on 16-3-2015 by VoidHawk because: (no