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If I order a pizza how dangerous will it be?

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posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 04:32 PM
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originally posted by: tastyrawmeat
a FAR reaching question I hope.


Um... sounds more like a FART reaching question. 😫

👣




posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 04:33 PM
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originally posted by: tastyrawmeat
a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin
The microwave information was very informative for me and has put my mind at rest to make the microwave food, but tonight I have worked a long day and night and need the comfort food.
I am still unsure about the climate, I think there is an argument for and against.


So let me get this right,

you don't believe in the existence of the climate and you want a pineal gland pizza for tea tonight.

I also found your thread on the nutrition of Jesus to be very informative.

Obviously taking the piss mate.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 04:41 PM
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a reply to: tastyrawmeat



pineal gland and Jalapeno.


Do not do that! The Jalapeno will make your Kundalini rise as well. Then like Neo you will awaken and find yourself in a Cocoon...feeding the machines. You dont want to go there. My response is Philosophical..not quite under the 5 terms you listed.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 04:42 PM
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a reply to: muse7




deprave yourself from the pleasures of life but always in moderation.



deprive yourself of the moderation, enjoy depravity!



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 04:45 PM
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a reply to: FlyersFan




cold and flu season and you never know who sneezed on your pizza


Meh, before the flu or winter...post toilet hand washing takes precedence!



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 04:45 PM
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a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

A kindred spirit!



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 04:48 PM
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a reply to: skalla




long as the number of slices are a prime number.


I once ordered a pizza with the ingredients per slice portioned as per the Fibonacci sequence. I reached a transcendental state.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 04:54 PM
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a reply to: tastyrawmeat




I am still unsure about the climate, I think there is an argument for and against.



Its all "whether" in the long run. I mean thats what climate is is long time running weather. The question is "weather" you acclimatize (a-climatise) yourself to the loose microwaves floating around your kitchen and your ketchup and in your body.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 04:57 PM
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a reply to: canucks555




some Vegan friends that worry about things like Pizza.
They basically flood my social media pages with negative meat memes on a daily basis.


Seriously...and you still call them friends. Friends dont flood



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 04:59 PM
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a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

Thank you for your kind words brother.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 05:10 PM
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a reply to: tastyrawmeat

Nope. Fatty does not describe me at all. Enjoy your pizza!!



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 05:22 PM
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originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: skalla




long as the number of slices are a prime number.


I once ordered a pizza with the ingredients per slice portioned as per the Fibonacci sequence. I reached a transcendental state.


I once had a pizza delivered and it's olives formed a widdershins spiral. My Dog spontaneously combusted and now my living room rug looks like the Turin shroud on acid.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 05:33 PM
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a reply to: teslarocks

Sorry I am ashamed of myself for saying that.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 06:14 PM
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originally posted by: skalla

originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: skalla




long as the number of slices are a prime number.


I once ordered a pizza with the ingredients per slice portioned as per the Fibonacci sequence. I reached a transcendental state.


I once had a pizza delivered and it's olives formed a widdershins spiral. My Dog spontaneously combusted and now my living room rug looks like the Turin shroud on acid.


Was it an explosion or an implosion (these details are important).

I suspect a noetic resonance cascade, often a side effect of adhering too tightly to a noble number sequence in the preparation and presentation of olives on a tomato paste substrate. If interspersed with spicy sausage meats in the wrong proportion, catastrophic results are to be expected (especially in the presence of a white long sleeved shirt).

I must confess that I am somewhat concerned that you are making mention of the Turin Shroud under the influence of hallucinogenics. Drug references are generally frowned upon at ATS and I would also not advise placing potentially incriminating comments on a public forum.

I also feel I should warn you about the bipolar bears.


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posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 06:25 PM
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a reply to: chr0naut

Definitely an explosion. I remember it vividly as my Garlic Bread was shaped like a perfect representation of The Buddha, the first bite granting me release from the Wheel of Life and Death, then restoring all memories from this life and all my previous incarnations - which had been wiped from my memory by the cheesy Nachos, which i ate first.

You never know what will happen when you order pizza. Great thread OP

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posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 06:29 PM
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I saw a movie a while back where a beautiful young woman had a pizza delivered to her home. The delivery guy had taken the liberty to cut a hole under the box and inserted some extra sausage. She didn't seem to mind but I've been scared of that kind of crap happening to me ever since.

Never again.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 06:32 PM
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a reply to: mikeone718

It was strange how she wanted the mayo on her face and not on the pizza. Is that an American thing?
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posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 06:40 PM
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a reply to: skalla

So you've seen the same movie.

I thought it was some new trendy European thing. I need to get out more often.



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 06:41 PM
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Only dangerous if you order anchovies.

Other than that, you're pretty safe.

Anchovies....really?

Who does that?



posted on Mar, 10 2015 @ 06:45 PM
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a reply to: mikeone718

Brown Sauce and Tomato Ketchup are pretty popular here in the UK. I wouldn't get that movie though if i were you.



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