posted on Mar, 11 2015 @ 04:14 AM
Dear brethren of the Church of the White Monkey,
This is very difficult for me, I have some information from Boymonkey's past.
I do not wish to cast aspersions willy nilly however, this must be made known to all who worship said simian.
Should said simian have been granted redemption for past ' indelicacies ' just ignore this vile revelation.
OK. Did you know his history as a - KITTY FIDDLER !
Evidence has been removed; however there is a bald, shiny, clean cat out there somewhere - living proof !
Here kitty, kitty ...