posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 11:38 AM
You shouldn't hold grudges. My uncle did, and I always hated him for it.
My boss and I are the only ones who have keys to the office. When I arrived this morning, the door was unlocked and there was a strange guy in the
I asked "Who are you and how did you get in here."
He replied "I'm a locksmith. I'm a locksmith."
I hate negative numbers! I'll stop at nothing to avoid using them.
I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
I asked the Lion what he was doing in my wardrobe. He said "It's Narnia Business!"
I wondered why the ball seemed to be getting bigger, then it hit me.
I hate those e-mails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got ten just the other day. What's weird is that eight of them were from my
I had my picture taken with REM. That’s me in the corner.