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Defeat ISIS using humorous tactics

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posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 03:04 AM
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Make a Great Mahdi puppet fill it with explosives wait till they all gather round and push the button...
I wonder if the puppet would get 40 virgins???




posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 09:45 AM
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originally posted by: Kalixi
Drop porn, music, artwork and alcohol - all banned by Islam


Don't forget the bacon !



posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 09:58 AM
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Drop DUKE NUK'EM.



posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 10:00 AM
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a reply to: 5StarOracle

Japan makes those realistic sex dolls, we could drop those. They remain somewhat virgin after use. Not speaking from personal experience obviously.....Much assumed here please believe me.



posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 01:24 PM
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Drop tons of swine blood from cargo planes, splash any and all known locations of radicals. They'd probably start crying, that'd be more scary than bombs, especially if you've a few pilots rigged to a big speaker and blasting Hell's Bells by AC/DC. Swoop low. Keep them moving. The fine tastes of American Culture.
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posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 01:27 PM
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Best way to fix this:
Air drop tons of cooked bacon over the mid east


ETA: LOL Flesh GMTA!!!
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posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 05:18 PM
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originally posted by: snowen20
a reply to: 5StarOracle

Japan makes those realistic sex dolls, we could drop those. They remain somewhat virgin after use. Not speaking from personal experience obviously.....Much assumed here please believe me.

They will be aged to look 9 years old; sell them as sex slaves otherwise, (could work) broaden some horizons 'frisky' as in "oh, this is an alternative, we don't have to feed them and they so stay quiet" (no whining or crying about being kidnapped and missing their families).
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posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 05:29 PM
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originally posted by: amurphy245
Or just stop funding them.

Have to figure out who is responsible. Send in Steve Martin as Inspector Clouseau to unravel the money trail; (Fidel style)have him give a gift of Cuban exploding cigars to the culprits.
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posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 06:04 PM
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Two words.

Chuck. And Norris.



posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 06:09 PM
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Airdrop plastic toy guns instead of the real ones



posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 06:23 PM
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originally posted by: sg1642
Two words.

Chuck. And Norris.

26 More: Jackie Chan (comedic martial arts guy real), Audie Murphy, Clint Eastwood (younger version portraying any of his characters), Rocky, Alien, Predator, Chou Yong Phat, The Terminator, Dr. No, Batman, Boris Badinoff, Wiley Coyote, Walt Disney, Godzilla, Frankenstein, Merlin.



posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 06:28 PM
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originally posted by: TXRabbit
Airdrop plastic toy guns instead of the real ones

LOL. Employing the 'drool over' factor. If enough dropped could keep them OUTSIDE long enough to target them.



posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 06:36 PM
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originally posted by: snowen20
Drop DUKE NUK'EM.



No. even I think thats too cruel even for them. project muhammed with charlie hebdoe kissing and making out. they would get so angry they would b e keeling over from heart attacks and strokes.



posted on Mar, 1 2015 @ 07:40 PM
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originally posted by: yuppa

originally posted by: snowen20
Drop DUKE NUK'EM.



No. even I think thats too cruel even for them. project muhammed with charlie hebdoe kissing and making out. they would get so angry they would b e keeling over from heart attacks and strokes.

'seizure' mentality affecting appropriate body parts
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