posted on Feb, 27 2015 @ 03:07 AM
a reply to: CranialSponge
Poon is synonymous with female genitalia. I think it's sort of getting REAL close to the line, but not quite touching or crossing it. We shall see.
A poonhound as I understand it, is a man that goes beyond the term "slut" and instead of being open to any and all sexual advances is the one that
is advancing on any and all women in the hopes that they are also willing to engage in boink boink. Like a male dog that has not been neutered.
The poonhound is not very discriminating. He is the type that would bed Hillary Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. He would most likely have some sort of
weird velvet sheets, and be proficient at playing the saxophone.
If you are realizing that you know a poonhound, have no fear. The poonhound is easily controlled. Purchase a cheap 6 pack of tall cans if you've
been bar hopping (the poonhound is not very good at bedding women, though part of it's pathology makes it think it is, so you may have to get it
drunk to control it). Allow the poonhound to drink ALL the beer, actually encourage it. Tell the poonhound it will be OK, and place it on the couch
when it gets tired (use a dog blanket or towels to cover it, and if it wants a pillow tell it you only have one and you're sorry). Let the poonhound
sleep it off, then wake it up early and tell it you have to go to work, or alternatively that you need help around the house if it's the weekend.
The poonhound will retreat, defeated. It helps to have an energy drink and a spare cigarette to give the poonhound when you wake it/usher it out.
I have a degree in poonhoundery.