I nominate SKEPTIC OVERLORD for POTUS!!!

Thats great for you i have some cookies for you🍪🍪🍪 a reply to: butcherguy

a reply to: ATF1886
They appear to be chocolate chip cookies.
Chocolate is prohibited in my diet.

a reply to: swanne

I didn't say there was enough that people LIKE for everyone. But there is enough for everyone.

originally posted by: butcherguy
a reply to: ATF1886
They appear to be chocolate chip cookies.
Chocolate is prohibited in my diet.

Ok try this 🍫🍫🍩🍩 chocolate bars and chocolate donuts for you kind sir...

O i found the perfect food for your diet 🍆🍆🍆 🍌🍌🍌 eggplants and bananas just for you a reply to: butcherguy

a reply to: ATF1886
You really have to work on this brown-nosing thing.

As long as you work on your chocolate and banana diet a reply to: butcherguy

a reply to: Zaphod58

Who said I don't like anchovies?

When I said that they were present in biblical over-abundance, I was exclaiming so with delight.

Okay everyone, new plan: you take the pizza and I eat its anchovies.

originally posted by: ATF1886
I redact my statement BIGFURRYTEXAN goes to agriculture you goto Defense..i remember you post alot of military topics sorry...a reply to: Zaphod58

Heh!

I have said many times I spent 50+ years in the military, as a "brat" and as a spouse.

I sat and listened behind the scenes
to many big wig defense people strategize,
because children and wives are the Harry Potter under the cloak of invisibility
and got a great education, even in covert operations,
and where the deep dark secrets are hidden,
and most importantly what they are.

Would you believe that one time a top secret conversation came across my baby monitor when I lived on base? It was in the late 80's but it happened!

Then as a teenager working summer hire for JAG in Korea,
the secretary with the Top Secret clearance
went on a sort of "strike" and refused to type documents,
that is when I,
as a teenage got a lesson on what really happens/versus what the press and families are told.

Besides, I'm just a sweet ole grandma who'd make people feel so comfy
with little old me as defense secretary.
After all I do look a lot like my avatar.

originally posted by: ATF1886
First question answer freely!!!


What is your position on establishing an independent, nonpartisan commission to investigate the authorization and use of forms of torture and cruel, inhuman and degrading treatment in counterterrorism efforts?

Ohhhh sounds like fun!

Can Mummy add spanking to the list?

a reply to: NotMoose

(As for the P. and V.P., Not sure about the rest. Umm, I know TrueBrit. he's not 'one of them')

originally posted by: swanne

originally posted by: Zaphod58
a reply to: ATF1886

Free pizza!

Trying to change topic, now, are we? Tsk tsk tsk.

You got some pieces for me?

Speaking as the newly, self appointed Secretary of Defense:

Dear dear we now have to delete someone for violating the rules
and being off topic.

Do I get to confiscate the pizza?

If you want some, remember, I know where all the deep dark secrets are hidden!

Sleep tight sweetie.

Wherever, whenever in whatever...I never get the recognition I deserve.

I disagree with your list! :p

originally posted by: intrepid
How come I'm always the bad guy?

You could show up Day 1 with a Jeroboam of 50/50 cheap
Chardonnay/ sodium fluoride, and a 200 unit bottle of
nasty pills stole from Cheney: and still mop Holder's butt
for job performance.
And HE came from Montana, we're close. WOot.
I can also attest to 5-10 more guys that would go door knockin.
Keep the gauntlets though, they'd be great for red tape.

For Bill and all the rest, if you want the job done right give
it to someone who's already busy. OK I'll go now.. because you are.

I wanna be the secretary of things and stuff.
I'll do my best to do....well,things and stuff.



If I get promoted I can be the secretary of bubblegum chewing and blowing bubbles.

originally posted by: FlyersFan

originally posted by: grandmakdw
Beezer for Potus
Flyers Fan for Vice Potus

The real power is with Secretary of Defense.
Alexander Haig : "I'm in charge here"

There is in a lifetime a few instances where-- interference
of even the empty space constituting a piehole can cause
a serious trip and fall of the owner. I believe that witnessing
that short clip of Al Haig put him on the Vortex shot clock
of career oblivion. Thank you Flyer for that historic gaffe.

And for SoD it would be a simple toss up of Marines...
either Seabag or Slayer. Nobody would be stupid enough to
get in the cage with either of them.

a reply to: derfreebie

That's my post. They can deal with it.

originally posted by: Zaphod58
a reply to: ATF1886

Agriculture? AGRICULTURE??!!

Where's that damn Ban Hammer......


*walks off muttering*

Don't get your fedora kinked Zap we all make mistakes.
For a Pentagon mamu, and if it's any consolation I can't
think of anyone else more qualified to give that magic
marker... for blue-lining the pork out of the budgets.

On the other hand, there are still 110 brand new and zero
hours Warthogs out in the sand that never went up. Just
mothballed. Crop dustin would be like varmint hunting
with a 30mil Avenger. Die Maggots.
I do listen to too much metal, sorry

originally posted by: DrumsRfun
I wanna be the secretary of things and stuff.
I'll do my best to do....well,things and stuff.

If I get promoted I can be the secretary of bubblegum chewing and blowing bubbles.

I think you edged out Sonny P from "They Live" AND Arnode...

don't forget the Azzkickdrum. More cowpie.

originally posted by: ATF1886
My reasoning behind this tread is to get all the bigwigs jumping and joking and get the community to interact with tptb sorry if i offended anyone.

After this I am pulling the main. I and many more can think of no
greater offense to a globalist than to expose the truth of his agenda.
This is a great thread, but duty again calls.. and leaves angry mail.