U.S. State Department Is Going to Tweet ISIS to Death

Cant we tweet them a Smiley Virus and wipe out their computers ?

originally posted by: SubTruth
a reply to: xuenchen


Call me old fashioned but I think actually bombing them or shooting them might work out better.....The hearts and minds they are fighting for have already decided and this is a mute point.

Most likely its a tactic to disrupt their comunication. I imagine they use twitter to communicate strategic movement and info.

originally posted by: xuenchen
The never ending battle against ISIS is taking a new turn.

Looks like the State Department is waging a Twitter War against ISIS's 90000 tweets per day.

They say its propaganda and they will fight fire with fire to the death !!

If this doesn't start WW3, I don't know what will.

It's the War of the Words !!

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Well I supose those who created ISIS can make them die anytime they want.

originally posted by: mOjOm
Yah, this is pretty lame. I agree with the poster above that traditional weapons would be a lot more effective. I've never heard of anyone dying from an over exposure of tweets.

If this doesn't work I wonder what they have planned next, maybe call them "Poopie Pants", pull their hair and run away???

I would suspect that pulling their hair would be outside of the rules of engagement.

a reply to: learnatic

Well I supose those who created ISIS can make them die anytime they want.

Definitely a point to consider.

Depending on which side of the glass we look at.

I say we help the State Department.

ISIS, yo mama so fat she has different postal codes for each hip!

(Is this against the Geneva Convention?)

(Should I do a follow-up Tweet as an apology so I don't offend ISIS?)

a reply to: beezzer

She so fat, she have to go to Omar da tent-maker to get her burkas.

ISIS, Yo Mama so fat, she needs a LOW-CALiphate!

BADA-BOOM!
I'm here all week folks...don't forget to tip your waitress.

This is unconfirmed, but I heard they plan to Tweet barrages of help-wanted ads.

So, maybe the Twiiter war will go something like this:

ISIS: "We will rule the world."
U.S.: "No you won't."
ISIS: "Yes we will."
U.S.: "No you won't."
ISIS: "Yes we will."
U.S.: "Yes you will"
ISIS: "No we won't. . . Damn. You win."

Or maybe:

"Those damned infidels! So many Tweets! I'll never finish lopping off this guy's head, while I'm having to Reply and Retweet, Reply and Retweet. Damnit, I give up."

a reply to: WTFover

So basically, Obama is going to beat them by giving them carpal tunnel syndrome.

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: WTFover

So basically, Obama is going to beat them by giving them carpal tunnel syndrome.

Makes it harder to hold their machetes.

Or they could stop funding and aiding them.

originally posted by: Merinda
Or they could stop funding and aiding them.

#!!! But then Iran gets the gas pipeline !!!

#Hmmm.

I'm just waiting for the leader of ISIS to resemble Cobra Commander and establish an evil lair inside a volcano. These guys get more ridiculous and Hollywood-stereotyped every day...

I mean, they already look like well outfitted ninjas or the "Foot Clan" from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

They won't do sharks with lasers as that's already been done, nah...they'll probably do manta rays with lasers.

a reply to: TinfoilTP

I have never been called politically correct. Too funny!!!