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Things to do before Bush's Inaugeration!

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posted on Dec, 16 2004 @ 11:18 AM
(Funny piece of Web floatsum I thought I'd share! Though it does get sad if you think upon it too long.)

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.

2. Drink a glass of clean water.

3. Cash your Social Security check.

4. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.

5. Visit Syria -- or any foreign country for that matter.

6. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.

7. Hoard gasoline.

8. Borrow books from library before they're banned -- Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.

9. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix -- do it now.

10. Come out -- then go back in -- HURRY!

11. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.

12. Stay out late before the curfews start.

13. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".

14. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.

15. Use the phrase "you can't do that -- this is America."

16. If you're white, marry a black person; if you're black, marry a white person.

17. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.

18. Start your school day without a prayer.

19. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.

20. Learn French.

21. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.

22. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.

23. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.

24. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

25. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

26. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".

27. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state.

posted on Dec, 16 2004 @ 04:49 PM
Nice one...

Except I'd like to see Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

Also I'm waiting for the ACLU to ban anything religious in The Public Libraries...

posted on Dec, 16 2004 @ 04:56 PM
Keep in mind I'm a republican... This was just to funny though. A lot of this could be twisted the other way and used against libs.....

It is obvious that all Republicans don't believe these things or fit these descriptions. It is equally obvious that almost all people who do believe these things or fit these descriptions are Republicans.

If you are radically religious.

If you hate gay people.

If you hate black people.

If you hate women.

If you are greedy.

If you are full of (poop).

If you hate foreigners.

If you hate children.

If you hate poor people.

If you think you are better than everyone else.

If you think you know best how everyone else should live their life.

If you are a gun nut.

If you are paranoid about government conspiracies.

If you think the government can't get anything done.

If you are a Luddite.

If you are scared of the future and think that only bad things are going to happen.

If you think jobs are more important than the environment.

If you hate liberals.

If you hate Communists.

If you think the "fouding fathers" never did anything wrong or had any wrong ideas.

If you believe in government sanctioned death.

If you think war is great.

If you think people who don't make it just didn't try hard enough.

If you think parents own their children.

If you think parents have the right to beat their children.

If you think men own their wives.

If you think men have the right to beat their wives.

If you think men have the right to rape their wives.

If you think sexual harassment is usually no big deal.

If you think women are inferior.

If you think foreigners are inferior.

If you think minorities are inferior.

If you think the Bible is to be taken literally.

If you think that most rape accusations are false or trumped up.

If you think that most sexual harassment accusations are false or trumped up.

If you believe in taking human rights away from others.

If you believe "she had it coming."

If you believe American values are the only correct values.

If you believe that there is any such concept as "American values."

If you believe that poor people deserve to be poor.

If you believe in the myth of the "welfare queen."

If you oppose equal rights for minorities.

If you oppose equal rights for homosexuals.

If you oppose equal rights for women.

If you think marriage is a "special right."

If you wish that people with different ideologies than yours were dead (thanks J. Fairfield)

If you send annoying hate-filled e-mail messages to people who create humorous web pages (thanks J. Fairfield)

posted on Dec, 16 2004 @ 05:15 PM
Bout time, that is a nice list, of things that will come to pass.

Sometimes funny threads can bring out some truth of the situation in our country, one day we will look into the past and said, "yeah I remember when that was legal"

posted on Dec, 16 2004 @ 05:23 PM
Many a true word spoken in Jest... I suggest you all go do these things, alot of them are banned/probably will be in the UK.

posted on Dec, 16 2004 @ 10:24 PM
Boutime, perfect

It is very sad indeed for those of us who value our freedom.

P>PS. Even pigmies would pick up their spears and scream war cries if this was about to happen to them.

Are we stupid, or what?????

posted on Dec, 24 2004 @ 11:36 AM
I don't think this list was meant to be taken seriously.. I'm a republican, and I laughed when I read it. I mean come on! Bush being president will somehow make our water dirtier? He's gonna get rid of massachusettes? He's gonna make other countries inaccessible, and institute a draft? These are clearly meant to be taken sarcastically.

posted on Dec, 25 2004 @ 08:18 PM
That is great, the second list is even better.

posted on Dec, 26 2004 @ 08:18 AM
'If you are paranoid about government conspiracies'

I'm sure that one will go down well on ATS, now who wants to tell Indigo_Child he/she's a republican?

[edit on 26-12-2004 by Chris McGee]

posted on Dec, 30 2004 @ 12:19 AM
Things to do before the inaguration,

File this thread under "BUSH BASH"
or perhaps put a duplicate copy of it under "SORE LOSERS"

Amusing if not completely fictional lists of fantasies and wishful thinking.

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