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originally posted by: IShotMyLastMuse
you have coffe at 8.30 am
you have to go number 2 by 9.00 am
the session is never clean, it requires lots of wiping because your deposit is not in a solid state.
that means skid marks, smelly butt, and if you work for a company that saves money on TP, a bleeding rear end.
coffee is a tool used by toilet paper manufactures in order to sell more of their product!
it's all a secret plot hatch by a group of elite called the Decaffeinati.
Stop pushing their propaganda!
originally posted by: LightAssassin
a reply to: olddognewtricks
Only if its the real stuff, freshly ground coffee perfectly extracted with the right pressured and temped water, for the right length of time so as to get the best of the beans only, then add perfectly steamed, silky smooth milk, layer into the cup and watch it dance around with the crema.
Admire, Sip...and admire some more.
I love real coffee.