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originally posted by: IShotMyLastMuse
you have coffe at 8.30 am
you have to go number 2 by 9.00 am
the session is never clean, it requires lots of wiping because your deposit is not in a solid state.
that means skid marks, smelly butt, and if you work for a company that saves money on TP, a bleeding rear end.
coffee is a tool used by toilet paper manufactures in order to sell more of their product!
it's all a secret plot hatch by a group of elite called the Decaffeinati.
Stop pushing their propaganda![/quote
Whoo..it takes you 30 minutes to go do #2? I'm there after a sip and that's why I only drink half a cup a day mostly. In the winter moths I may drink a whole cup, but I live in So Cal/Los Angeles County so a cup of hot coffee in the AM can damage my delicate innerds
I don't drink much coffee, but I love it like weed (which I'm particular too...sorry ATS)!
originally posted by: and14263
a reply to: olddognewtricks
Coffee works..... you know what else works and is BETTER?
Good diet, good exercise and solid sleep. (Maybe even meditation!!)
No need for coffee.