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I just came out of my bunker

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posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:44 PM
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originally posted by: FamCore
Very interesting thread. I can't tell how serious this post is so I have some questions to get a better idea.

How many grades, and which grades did your children miss of their schooling? Did you homeschool them?

What about paying taxes - are tax agencies going to be finding and fining you for back taxes that are due?

Why didn't you keep tabs on the outside world - why throw away 3 years being couped up in a bunker if you had power and could've seen what was going on out there?

What did you use to convert the energy from the nearby river? - I'm sure the EPA would want to make sure all the rules and regulations were followed (joking, but they wouldn't miss the chance to slap a bunch of debt on for your innovative idea I'm sure)


Sorry for the interrogatory nature of these questions, it just seems to defy logic that someone would invest all this planning into a bunker when there was no sign of imminent danger to tell you "now's the time to lock up and lay low". Thanks for sharing. a reply to: JohnWorfin


I have a 60kw hydro generator. As for taxes, the gubmint can't tax what they cant find!




posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:44 PM
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Who did you find living on your property after neglecting the property taxes for 3 years? Wasn't anyone looking for you and your missing family? I don't see that this is for real, what did you do with 3 years of excrement? No radio or any thing? I can't believe this in the least.
edit on 10-2-2015 by MichiganSwampBuck because: Typos



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:45 PM
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Why didn't you check outside before having the door pounded on by some kids?

And ya I want to see some pics too.



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:45 PM
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a reply to: JohnWorfin

Obviously a troll post, but Id like to see you try and explain this even so:

While its not completely implausible that some people did do similar things to the described, you say you had a hydroponic garden, and your power source was "a nearby river". Presumably this means you had a water wheel or some such (that you never visited) with an alternator or some such, linked by buried cables to your bunker. But for yourself and a family, lets call it 4 people total, do grow a crop you could subsist on for any length of time, underground, would require many tens of 1 - 1.5kw HPS lights, running for at least 12 hours a day. Also, being in a sealed system, you need some way to either ventilate, dissipate, or exchange the enormous heat that those lights are going to produce, which is going to require even more energy. The water pumps will need to be powered too. As with your TV to watch porn.

Water wheels cannot be relied on, as river levels go up and down, and flow speeds shift, all while HID lighting systems require a constant and steady flow of energy, or youll # up the ballast and/or light. So apparently you also had a massive battery and power regulating system as well, ready to go for months at a time chugging out lets say 3,000 AH per day, minimum, for possibly months on end to compensate for a potential lack of river flow.

Truly astounding.

Theres other stuff that doesnt make sense, but just explain how you met your tremendous energy demands for underground farming first, with just a water wheel with a gigantic alternator that you never actually maintained. I mean this is some epic amateur engineering right here! I want to hear more about it!



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:45 PM
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originally posted by: BestinShow
a reply to: JohnWorfin

I sealed myself and my family in the bunker I had been building for the last decade to protect us from the end of the world.



Did they even have a say in this..?

I think you should be arrested on suspicion of kidnapping and just General Idiocy...



A grown man gets to tell his family what they get to do. that is how it works



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:46 PM
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originally posted by: JohnWorfin

originally posted by: boymonkey74

a reply to: JohnWorfin



Just lol.

If true lol even more.

So you didn't have any way of contacting the world?.

Massive fail survival wise.




I wanted to spare my family the horror of the world ending


What'd you do for fresh air in there?



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:46 PM
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originally posted by: stosh64
Can I have your hole if your done with it?

Nope



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:46 PM
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Just a serious question. Where did you store all of the crap all you and your friends produced in these 5 years?
Oh and by the way we've landed men on Mars.
Well it's a more credible lie than yours.



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:46 PM
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a reply to: JohnWorfin

Maybe because a true prepper or at least an intelligent one would have had communication equipment in their bunker.
You expect us to really believe that you went down not knowing if the world ended and kids actually discovered you making you know the world did not end?.
Sorry dude I have seen that #ty brendon fraiser movie.
If really true you should be entered in rhe darwin award.



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:46 PM
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originally posted by: Banquo
a reply to: JohnWorfin

Porn and your family? Nothing like some good ole apocalypse fapping to bring a family together

Inorite?



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:46 PM
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a reply to: JohnWorfin

Welcome to the Wasteland, vault dweller.


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posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:47 PM
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originally posted by: MichiganSwampBuck
what did you do with 3 years of excrement?


Saved it for this thread apparently.



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:47 PM
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originally posted by: Banquo
a reply to: JohnWorfin

Porn and your family? Nothing like some good ole apocalypse fapping to bring a family together

I see you watch porn with your family too!



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:49 PM
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Dude YOU ARE NOT SAFE, Justin Bieber reveal himself as a reptilian and now slaved the whole human race!!!



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:49 PM
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a reply to: JohnWorfin




posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:49 PM
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So I take it you spent a weekend in your basement rec-room. Came out when your kids ran out of milk upstairs and started banging on the door. How many aquariums do you have down there?

I think it is a good story but need proof to believe it. I have too many friends that would make up a story like this.



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:51 PM
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originally posted by: Sremmos80
Why didn't you check outside before having the door pounded on by some kids?



And ya I want to see some pics too.


It could have been a zombie, skeleton, giant spider or creeper.



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:51 PM
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Twice you have referenced "Neckbeards" - seems a little, I don't know, maybe "obsessive" to me.

I get it, you want to poke fun at people and belittle them for their their beliefs and understanding. You want to "call out" the people that strewn about banter concerning "2012" and the lack of a global apocalypse.

The way you are going about it in this thread says more about you than it EVER could say about the people you are trying to shame into admitting they were wrong (or deceiving you into believing the 2012 dire straits that never came to be.)

Now....on to the ET forum.....or are you there too?



Dorian v2.0



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:51 PM
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originally posted by: MichiganSwampBuck
Who did you find living on your property after neglecting the property taxes for 3 years? Wasn't anyone looking for you and your missing family? I don't see that this is for real, what did you do with 3 years of excrement? No radio or any thing? I can't believe this in the least.


The property is quite far off the beaten path. 4 hours down an old logging road. I bought it because of location and nearby river. Poop gets composted. Last year was the first time we could grow in soil made from our crap. I didn't have a radio because I didn't want my family asking questions. They were in it for the long haul



posted on Feb, 10 2015 @ 01:51 PM
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originally posted by: JohnWorfin

I have a 60kw hydro generator. As for taxes, the gubmint can't tax what they cant find!


You have a 60kW hydro generator, but you don't own a radio?

Next time, buy some cheap wire and set up an antenna. It could save you a lot of trouble.

I guess I'm not buying it; however, I am never shocked at how poorly people plan ahead.




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