Weird Creature in a Tuna Can

originally posted by: Bedlam
a reply to: tinker9917

When it grows up, it'll look like this...

Yaayy! I love Gloop and Gleep!

Awwwwww!!!! It's so cute!

It's Shmoo!!

a reply to: Baddogma

From what you listed, I think I might want to be fed intravenously from now on.
Yuck.

I hate you all. I never want to eat again.

Granted, that's pretty rank to find in your food. But you'd all be saying it was cute if it wasn't sat in your tuna cans.

I'd keep in though. You'd have no idea what it would turn in to. Imagine the suspense.

As you can see, my life long hope of Pokemon being real sometimes takes over and I get carried away.

originally posted by: Charizard
I hate you all. I never want to eat again.

Then I won't tell you what I found in a tube of toothpaste once.

Alright! extra protein!

Looks like a tadpole, I wonder if she ate the tuna? hahaha

a reply to: butcherguy

No, do tell, please?????

To above posters that wonder what the thing would grow into, you know it couldn't possibly be alive in there right? I don't know how tuna is processed, but I do know that a lot of canned fish is only cooked after being canned. I'll have to look up how they do tuna.

Tuna is indeed cooked after being canned. it is also cooked and cleaned before canning. I don't think anything could live in there after the processing is complete.

Mmmmmmm Yum Yum..

a reply to: Charizard

I had some canned mangoes last night and all I could think of was that little red thing staring back at me. Horrific

a reply to: wtbengineer
It was a clump of hair and fibers. Almost a quarter inch in diameter and maybe an inch and a half long. Some of the hairs looked like they were pubes.
I was going to call the manufacturer, but I decided that would just never buy their product any more.

a reply to: tinker9917

just my opinion - but the alledged creature appears raw - tinned tuna is cooked in the can - i suspect fraud

a reply to: ignorant_ape

Good observation.

The critter appears somewhat translucent.

The tuna is cooked both before it's canned and then pressure cooked in the can afterwards from what I read.

a reply to: Zarniwoop

Yep.

I doubt the little critter would look quite like that after the pressure cooking.

I call shenanigans.

originally posted by: dreamingawake
And it's cooked so. Hmm, cute and delicious(sorry, had too).

From South Park:

Stan:
"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly."

Cartman:
"Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise."

a reply to: butcherguy

Ohh, nasty! Thanks for sharing. My ex-wife found what looked like a wad of pubes in a can of Lipton iced tea once. She found it the hard way, spitting it out... That was probably 40 years ago now but it still makes me gag.

originally posted by: Zarniwoop
a reply to: ignorant_ape

Good observation.

The critter appears somewhat translucent.

The tuna is cooked both before it's canned and then pressure cooked in the can afterwards from what I read.

Yeah am guessing because of it being cooked would it have- dunno- liquified? Or just bloated as it looks at least bloated up(or just raw as mentioned) from what it's original size probably is.

a reply to: tinker9917

I love Tuna!!!! Thanks a lot pal...

I eat a can once a week. I knew I shouldn't have looks at the thread

I told myself no..


Anyone want my 30 cans of tuna?

Dble pst