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Originally posted by superdude
Glad to report that I'm still online.....
After fighing the marsupial infidel for more than 36 hours, they have staid down. Down to less than 100 rounds, I was fearing for my mortality. Climbing out of the sunroof of my SUV, I let my transport vehicle continue to roll. I watched as specialy trained Racoons rescued possum infidel before they were run over. There were high volumes of squirrel surveillence in the trees overhead. It was a scary sight.
There is much chatter going on at present. Requesting supplies, and backup. God Bless America!
Originally posted by amb1063
ya know.............we could write a heck of a sci fi novel..............attack opossums.........mutant squirrels and raccoons.........
maybe we SHOULD quit our day jobs and go write a book..........
whatcha think??
angie
Originally posted by DrHoracid
Originally posted by amb1063
ya know.............we could write a heck of a sci fi novel..............attack opossums.........mutant squirrels and raccoons.........
maybe we SHOULD quit our day jobs and go write a book..........
whatcha think??
angie
The NYT's would ban it for too much violence or call it an "Animal Farm" knockoff. But it would be fun. But I do see a 'gamer' stealing the idea......
Hang in there superdude, a marine rescue team has been dispatched from Cherrypoint NC. They are in super armored Humvee's due to the new PPG (possum propelled grenades) being supplied by Iran and North Korea. Will drop in supplies from C-130 in a few hours.
Caution, "Mongoose" special forces have been seen in your area. They are "Quick, deadly and silent". God Bless great Americans like yourself.........
posted on 20-12-2005 at 01:41 PM Post Number: 1873207 (post id: 1895100)
Does anyone know if these guys "horacid" or "superdude" survived the attacks in this story. It is hilarious..............
Originally posted by FlyersFan
. . .
Just about any critter can be eatten! Heck ... any
rodent too. Aren't kangaroos rodents? Ever have
roo tail? MMMMMMMM!
. . .