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NSA Parody Website More Real than the Real NSA Website

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posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 09:49 AM
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You will love this folks...most of you.


What if we could build a national data warehouse containing information about every person in the United States? Thanks to secret interpretations of the PATRIOT ACT, top-secret Fourth Amendment exceptions allowed by the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, and broad cooperation at the local, state, and federal level, we can!


nsa.gov1.info...

Have a look around. Enjoy!

Peace



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posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 10:11 AM
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a reply to: jude11

S&F and a huge LOL



posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 11:08 AM
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a reply to: jude11

Let's all search for midget clown porn. The NSA will label midget clowns as terrorists. The evil jihad of small clowns are a threat you your security and welfare. I might even search for female politicians in porn. Hitlery does DC in an SS thong. We'll see more white nazi stories and if they catch on, there's our new boogeyman. Then we change tactics about every two to three months. We might even see the suicide rate go up in the NSA.

Okay, enough of the levity. When do we get a collar?



posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 11:33 AM
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a reply to: LOSTinAMERICA

"Let's all search for midget clown porn."

um...no.


Let's not.

Peace



posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 11:50 AM
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a reply to: jude11

Excellent find! I can see that a lot of work went into this one. The very sad part is that if you do not tell anyone, the vast majority will not only accept it as real, but also not mind the content very much; sad state of affairs, indeed.

S&F for you.



posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 11:52 AM
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a reply to: jude11

Even in parody, it is still so disturbing. It makes me feel like we are in a giant excel spreadsheet, always pushing me back to everyone living in a simulation.

Boggles the mind.



posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 11:57 AM
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a reply to: jude11

Wow, that is scarily brilliant. I might even go so far as to say that it's a work of art. I had to check to make sure that it really was a parody, it was that cold and believable.



posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 11:58 AM
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a reply to: jude11

How about the STD's you can catch practicing bestiality?

I had to spell it wrong so the NSA doesn't beat my door down. You have to get past those censors!!!
edit on 3-1-2015 by LOSTinAMERICA because: Better than making another useless post



posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 11:58 AM
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originally posted by: LOSTinAMERICA
a reply to: jude11

How about the STD's you can catch practicing bestiality?


I only get STDs when i do bestiality for real.

Bloody amateur.



posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 12:00 PM
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originally posted by: QuietSpeech
a reply to: jude11

Even in parody, it is still so disturbing. It makes me feel like we are in a giant excel spreadsheet, always pushing me back to everyone living in a simulation.

Boggles the mind.


Even more terrifying:

General Janet Alexander - Head of the Domestic Surveillance Directorate: "We are often asked, "What's more important - civil liberties or National Security?"
It's a false question; it's a false choice. At the end of the day, there are no civil liberties without National Security. Not only are we entrusted to protect and defend the Nation, but as the Domestic Surveillance Directorate and as citizens, we must do our part to 'Secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity'. This is our commitment."

Peace


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posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 12:01 PM
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a reply to: skalla

You are taking things too serious. Think outside the box. What are you doing about losing your privacy? I know, you're #ing with me.



posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 12:03 PM
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originally posted by: skalla
a reply to: jude11

Wow, that is scarily brilliant. I might even go so far as to say that it's a work of art. I had to check to make sure that it really was a parody, it was that cold and believable.



A work of art indeed.

Only difference is "1" as far as I can see.

That and it being a .info

Peace



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posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 12:08 PM
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posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 12:12 PM
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originally posted by: LOSTinAMERICA



AAAAAARRRRRGGHHH.....@#$%^&*!!!!!!!!!!


Peace



posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 12:16 PM
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originally posted by: QuietSpeech
a reply to: jude11

Even in parody, it is still so disturbing. It makes me feel like we are in a giant excel spreadsheet, always pushing me back to everyone living in a simulation.

Boggles the mind.


Did you see this yet?

nsa.gov1.info...

This is some serious info here.

Peace



posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 12:19 PM
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a reply to: jude11

Is IBM making the punch cards this time or did they outsource that?



posted on Jan, 3 2015 @ 12:23 PM
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Should we all just get Operations Security (OPSEC) training? Let the free market come up with alternatives? I guess holding our government accountable is not an option. Now you know why I laugh at #.




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