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Politics Explained.... finally....

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posted on Dec, 13 2004 @ 12:58 PM
Whether Democrat or Republican , I think you'll get a kick out of
this :

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the
head of
the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her The

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you The

The nanny, we will consider her The Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check
on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the
little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now,"

The father says, "Great son! Tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing The Working Class
while The Government is sound asleep.

The People are being ignored and The
Future is in deep # "

posted on Dec, 13 2004 @ 01:49 PM
I'd say he's got it down pretty well, lol

posted on Dec, 13 2004 @ 03:39 PM
Ok, here's one: Guess which party I'm for.

But your joke was

[edit on 12/13/04 by diehard_democrat]

posted on Dec, 17 2004 @ 09:01 AM
Wow, that makes perfect sense. All hail elevatedone, for he has explained politics.

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