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An ode to Star Wars

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posted on Dec, 20 2014 @ 11:34 AM
At this time of year many people have too much time on their hands and are full of '"Christmas cheer" and I am no exception. But instead of regaling you with the tried and true Christmas carol, I thought that I would compose my own carol that could unite people despite their culture or creed.

Without further ado, I present the 'ode to Star Wars.'

I've been around the block and I've seen things you've never seen
I've stomped a Wampa on Hoth and surfed the dunes on Tatooine
I've met Despots on Bespin and married a Hutt, and I've even saw Yoda's withered old butt
But it's not the same without you and I wish that you would...

Join me in a time long gone in a galaxy far way
Where the Rancors stalk, the robots talk, and the Ewoks come to play
Watch a tentacled spectacle strut her stuff until we say we've seen enough
And then we will gladly begin the saga again.

Vader's a hater and Leia's a player, we know this to be true
And Jar Jar should just pack his bags and head back to Naboo
Never pick a fight with a dug, or land your ship in an asteroid slug
But it's not the same without you and I wish that you would...everybody!

Join me in a time long gone in a galaxy far away
Where Han shot first and made a dash to that fabled docking bay
Mud hole, slimy my home may be-but it's a quagmire paradise to me
May the force be with us all.

And so ends the 'ode to Star Wars'. You'll either laugh or cringe but for many people this is a difficult time of year and if I can make people laugh with me or at me then maybe they can forget their troubles for a little while.

I'll leave you with a quote from Yoda

"Into exile, I must go."

edit on 20-12-2014 by Thecakeisalie because: (no reason given)

posted on Dec, 20 2014 @ 11:51 AM
AweSome just Awesome !
Thanks I needed that .......

PS. Never tell me the odds

posted on Dec, 20 2014 @ 11:57 AM
a reply to: Thecakeisalie

I need a tune to sing this to!

posted on Dec, 20 2014 @ 01:00 PM
Wouldn't that be "Into exile, must I go." ?
edit on 31America/ChicagoSat, 20 Dec 2014 13:00:50 -0600Sat, 20 Dec 2014 13:00:50 -060014122014-12-20T13:00:50-06:001u00 by TerryMcGuire because: (no reason given)

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