posted on Dec, 23 2014 @ 09:37 AM
a reply to:
Hefficide
Ashamed to admit this, don't think bad of me
But one Christmas I worked at a Walmart you see
I needed some money, t'was only 3 weeks
And poor jacy was hired to greet all the freaks
I also was also instructed to inspect all the bags
That set off the alarms with their 'still active' tags
I felt really bad as I rummaged around
Thru their personal stuff til the culprit was found
The experience left me with PTSD
Cuz the management took a dislike to poor me
I wasn't a meek brainwashed employee
I voiced my opinions and they fired me
So now when I shop there, and rarely I do
I wear a stuffed dragon on my shoulder, it's true
I dance in the aisles and I talk to myself
Occasionally knocking stuff off of the shelf
So when you're in Walmart, be nice to the staff
And it's all so much easier, if you can laugh!!
jacygirl