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It was nearly a month before anyone realized they were not from IT or any part of the company.
originally posted by: nonspecific
Juicy gossip maybe?
Or worst day ever?
a reply to: Psynic
The weirdest was a vaguely titled "chief of security" insisting that I go to dinner with a gentleman from the Philippines..who then, at dinner, asked me to marry him asap and go back home there with him.
originally posted by: nonspecific
I can not imagine you would ever reveal there identity and rightly so.
I can only imagine your relief at knowing being a fake conveyor belt was a one off job.
a reply to: Psynic
originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
I had to wait on a guy one time that had a huge cockroach crawling all over his neck and chest. I didn't understand how he couldn't feel it, but man... If there was an award for stone faced?? I would have had to win it that year. I swear it was all I could do not to say Ewwwwwwwww.... And shrink back.
I have a similar Ewwwwww story. I was managing an electronics store years ago and a customer brought in his VCR (remember those?). He said it wasn't working and his tape was stuck in it. I told him I could send it for repair for X dollars. He said he didn't want to spend the money, but could I get his tape out? I grabbed a screwdriver and removed the cover shell from the chassis.
As I slid the cover towards the back and exposed the internal workings, hundreds of roaches woke up and started moving about! I slid the cover back on and started doing the heeby-jeeby dance up on my tip toes behind the counter while repeating O.M.G. and a few "Holy Craps". I handed him the screws back without replacing them and told him to get it out of the store immediately! He was laughing at my reaction as he carried it out of the store.
The drive tape was stuck because it was crudded up with squished roaches. I get itchy just telling this story.