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originally posted by: Mianeye
I see a big experiment with this, interesting...
Kind of a bummer if you are in prison for smuggling or dealing marijuana..
Colorado inmates appreciate the freedom to smoke pot in prison but the irony is not lost on all the felons. Former small-time pot dealer Ben Salter told High Times, “It’s a bit funny because I’m in prison for weed.
“If I was born just a few years later I would have been a successful small business owner instead of a felon.”
originally posted by: Yeahkeepwatchingme
Well I'm hoping this satire becomes a reality. And I also hope they allow the guards to use it to in some capacity. Prison life is dangerous, and the guards add to that danger too in many instances.
originally posted by: Lysergic
I hear the prices of zuzus and wamwams went through the roof!!!!