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originally posted by: the owlbear
originally posted by: Rodinus
Whenever I unintentionally let out a particularly intoxicating fart in company I will always excuse myself and look dead embarrased.
The thing is... Is that when I am by myself and let out the above mention toxic boff... I still apologise and look embarrased...
Well... I say by myself but generally when I am working from home my dog is under my desk!
Dont know why I apologise?... He never does!
Rodinus, old friend, the way to squirt with style is to ease it out so no one hears it, wait a few seconds and then ask anyone in the room "Do you smell cookies?"
That way they inhale extra deep to share in the love you've released.
originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: Rodinus
I am getting the idea you are kind of obsessed with the dog flatulence. It's interesting in a slightly creepy kind of way.
I am OCD about those tiny little course hairs that grow out of your ear. I'll work for 15 minutes to get a hold of one.
originally posted by: nonspecific
Somehow I just knew your post would be flatulence related, cody will be deeply disapointed I am sure.
I always appologise for burping even if alone, I also do it like an upper class twit by proclaiming "Oh I do deeply applogise"
a reply to: Rodinus
originally posted by: pryingopen3rdeye
a reply to: dezertdog
i am overly methodical. example making a cup of tea takes me bout a half hour.
have the tea bag on the rim of the cup so only a small portion hangs out of the cup with the cord under the cup keeping the bag from falling into the cup. and the cup must be on a paper towel. once the waters boiled pour it directly onto the tea bag to get the most flavor out of it. then a spoonfull of raw honey and use the spoon to squeeze the tea bag against the cup a bit to push juices out. tea bag then goes in a holder to be reused once or twice more before thrown out. stir and enjoy.
everytime must do it same way or ill hate the drink even though i know it tastes fine otherways.
i am this if not more methodical in almost everything else i do. unless its something i really dont care about. this is why i am a horrible cook. takes me a half an hr atleast to make a single peanut butter jelly sandwhich. sure i get a great sandwhich but i hate how slow it is to have to do it JUST RIGHT!
people laugh at me sometimes if they see me doing something like making a sandwhich. but i would hate to eat their sandwhichs everyone else makes them lumpy lopsided and uneven.
on the plus side i think this has made me a better driver. able to understands the dynamics better. working with the vehicle as if one machine interfacing with another. actualy driving soothes me. i go driving mountainous roads sometimes just to relax.
i think this may be related to my extreme hate for automatic transmission. i prefer manual.