posted on Dec, 10 2014 @ 03:38 AM
Or, a Dickensian kind of say.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times".
I got a job. I didn't want to deliver pizzas but there's just not much out there for a guy like me who's bed has been made and someone pissed in
it(probably me but oh well). Found a pizza place, not run by fools who think a biscotti is pizza or whatever. Took nearly thirty deliveries today and
made $150. That was a weeks worth of deliveries at my last job.
On my last delivery of the day, I missed the entrance and had to turn around. As I was turning to go onto the street I needed, I somehow didn't see
the oncoming SUV. Luckily, it hit the back end of the truck so it's not all bad. No one got injured, sort of. The lady said the other lady in the car
had a nervous breakdown but I think that was incidental as the accident wasn't really that bad, considering.
Only a dumbass like myself would get into a wreck on the first day at a new job. I'm laughing at it all now as it's so ridiculous, but then life is
pretty ridiculous most times.
So you all have the right to make as much fun of me as you want. I'm sure as hell in need of some humor(or is it humour?) even if it's at my