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If You Attend a Holiday Party and Drink, Take a Cab!

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posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 09:47 AM
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Some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends.

Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly, I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.




posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 09:51 AM
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a reply to: Benevolent Heretic

After reading it a few times and going "Whaaaaat?", i realised you were joking.

I drive my wife everywhere. And still she finds her way home.



posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 09:52 AM
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Go make some money with it!



posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 09:58 AM
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a reply to: Benevolent Heretic

Bah Dump bum!

LOL



posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 10:07 AM
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originally posted by: skalla
a reply to: Benevolent Heretic

After reading it a few times and going "Whaaaaat?", i realised you were joking.


LOL! Sorry! I though being in the Joke forum would make it obvious. I don't even drink! LOL!



posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 10:11 AM
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I got tools and cutting torches......give me and the crew 2 hours and your worries are over.
30 minutes if you don't mind sloppy.



posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 11:37 AM
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Ha good one


I know i like a drink at the holidays, so i plan ahead and make friends with people who dont drink and blag a lift from them in advance!



posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 12:07 PM
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Now seriously....If you are drinking in Vegas, forget the cab and take a walk so you can give all the people watchers something to laugh about.



posted on Dec, 8 2014 @ 01:08 PM
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originally posted by: DAVID64
I got tools and cutting torches......give me and the crew 2 hours and your worries are over.
30 minutes if you don't mind sloppy.


Pimp My Cab?




Peace




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