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Hot Dogs - an Alien Delicacy!

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posted on Dec, 11 2004 @ 08:13 PM
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I have a theory: I think aliens must love hot dogs. They certainly can't just walk into a store and buy a package or get some from a NY City vendor. So where do they get them? They make them themselves!

Cattle are constantly being mutilated right? And whats being taken.....mouths and rectums. Somewhere it must have gotten lost in the translation and they took "they're made out of lips and assholes" too seriously.


Don't worry, they just want a snack.


: also made of lips and assholes.




posted on Dec, 11 2004 @ 09:41 PM
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I thought hotdogs was made from sirloin......



posted on Dec, 11 2004 @ 11:13 PM
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Either that, or they lack adult toy stores.....



posted on Dec, 11 2004 @ 11:18 PM
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Seriously though, I have little faith in aliens, but maybe they cut the mouth and anus out to examine the input and output of the cow by swabbing the material. Could be a real simple way of analyzing how the cow uses its nutrients by examining the difference between what goes in and out.

[edit on 11-12-2004 by ben91069]



posted on Dec, 12 2004 @ 12:45 AM
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Originally posted by EnronOutrunHomerun
Either that, or they lack adult toy stores.....





posted on Dec, 12 2004 @ 08:35 PM
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I always thought hotdogs were made from boots, cow rectum, rat who-knows-what and marijuna. Or maybe thats just my school cafiteria.



posted on Jul, 16 2006 @ 10:07 AM
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last week i've seen an alien at a shop, he was buying some hot dogs....
i saw him buying some ketchup too...



posted on Jul, 16 2006 @ 10:24 AM
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Who dug up this fossil?

Anyway, I like hot dogs. But not just any hot dogs.

They have to be Vienna Beef hot dogs.

With the works on it. I want it to look like there's a salad on top of it.

I could eat probably five or six of 'em. Hold the fries!

A good Polish Sausage is good, too!



Mmmm. I'm getting hungry!



posted on Jul, 16 2006 @ 11:48 AM
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mechanic please do NOT post replies like that . you are making us very hungry....



posted on Jul, 16 2006 @ 11:55 AM
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Read the first post here, it might change your mind.



posted on Jul, 16 2006 @ 12:12 PM
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not at all....lol



posted on Jul, 17 2006 @ 10:40 AM
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I almost forgot. I'll have to go out and get a couple of dogs for lunch!! YaY!



I could'nt find a picture of the hotdogs I had in mind, though. They're from a place called Byron's here in Chicago. Actually, I think they've expanded into a franchise. But MMMmm...Good! That's one of the places they practically put a salad on top of the dogs!!

Yeah!!!


Maybe I'll go for a couple of Maxwell Street Polish's instead. Yeehah!

[edit on 7/17/2006 by Mechanic 32]



posted on Jul, 17 2006 @ 10:53 AM
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Speaking of lunch...

It's almost that time.


No hot dogs, though.



posted on Jul, 17 2006 @ 12:34 PM
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Actually I opted for a couple of beef baloney sammiches. With lettuce, tomato, cucumber, and thinly sliced onions. Almost the same, but not really.



posted on Jul, 19 2006 @ 04:50 PM
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try hot dogs with some cheese on it .................mmmmmmh



posted on Jul, 19 2006 @ 05:01 PM
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Oh Yeeeaaahh!

Cheese dogs, chili dogs, and corn dogs too!!

woof!



posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 07:36 AM
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Longest hot dog
The longest hot dog measured 17.5 m (57.5 ft) and was made by Conshohocken Bakery and Berks Meat Packing for the 20th Annual Corvettes for Kids fundraiser at Bally (USA) on August 14, 2005 .


www.guinnessworldrecords.com...

i'm gonna eat one of those 17 meters hot dog... and i'm not sharing it with you guys...
don't cry



posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 11:45 AM
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Did someone say "Hotdog" ???




posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 01:12 PM
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BTW why is it called hot dog???



posted on Jul, 21 2006 @ 01:19 PM
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Originally posted by PARADISEVIEW
BTW why is it called hot dog???


Check this out...

www.answers.com...



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