posted on Nov, 25 2014 @ 01:11 PM
originally posted by: Rodinus
a reply to: Bluesma
I think Mrs R gave him those Brussels sprouts on purpose as normally our dogs only eat "croquettes"... dried dog food.
Let him into the bathroom while she is showering, and shut the door. She will think twice before giving brussels sprouts in the future.
Maybe. Could be fun anyway.
I have a joke for y'all!
I am translating from french, so I don't know if it will work, but here goes-
A man was invited to dinner at his boss's house. While they were at the dinner table, he had a terrible need to fart, and tried to hold it in. But
eventually it sneaked out silently, but deadly.
The dog happened to be sitting next to his chair at that moment, and the host suddenly yelled at the dog- "Cody! Go away!'
(okay that is my dogs name- no relation to our Cody here
The guy thinks to himself- excellent! The dog is taking the blame! I don't have to worry!
As he is still feeling bloated with gas, he lures the dog back to him with some pieces of meat under the table, and lets out another silent but deadly
"Cody! Dammit! Go AWAY! " the host yelled again at the dog.
The guy continued to lure him back with scraps, then let his gas go, until finally the host screamed at the dog-
"CODY! GET THE HELL AWAY BEFORE HE CRAPS ON YOU!!!!!"
edit on 25-11-2014 by Bluesma because: (no reason given)