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...Pro Canadian Separatist tanks rolled over a newly buit subdivision today outside of Portland as fleeing neighbors left behind the elderly and pets as a barrage of chemical acid shells rained down, not only dissolving but contaminating the very earth that they touch. So far fighting has increased over the last hour and the 14th Air Brigade has a fleet of M35s with laser guided mini nuke payloads on the way.
Thirty minutes ago witnesses including myself and my camera team watched a Channel 9 news anchor turn into a pile of toxic ooze...
Sheriff Deputy Randal Pickett of Biff Johnson Township is all thats left after a 2 mile wide hole of glowing intense white light opened up and enveloped his entire town and everyone he knew in a matter of seconds. At a little past 6 pm a large swooshing sound was heard miles away at a neighboring bat mitzvah on a ranch outside of Biff Johnson Township. When no one picked up from the neighboring town, ranchers from the bat mitzvah party went to investigate, only to find Sheriff Deputy Pickett clutching for his life to a protruding sewage pipe extending over the edge of an enormous void of light. "I've no idea what this is" Pickett, out of breath and streaked with blood and raw sewage said almost sobbing as ranchers hoisted him out of the void using a make shift rope made out of tied together handkerchiefs...