Divorce... how to score a rare hat-trick... and beyond..., page 1

posted on Nov, 13 2014 @ 08:02 PM

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So, I have been in a weird mood lately. Family, money, etc. etc. etc. The normal crap that many of us face. I got to thinking... (which, in itself, is dangerous)...

I have scored, what I have labeled, the "natural" hat-trick of divorces. (for those unschooled, a "hat-trick" is when one hockey player scores 3 goals in one game. I think they use the term in soccer as well... don't watch it, so don't know... besides, I live very close to Canada. We all know that soccer is for wimps that can't skate. I digress)

First ex? Blonde. Second? Brunette. Third? Redhead. HAT TRICK! And, one of each!

Now, to continue with the hockey analogy... (this is where I get REALLY brilliant!)

December 31, 1988: Mario Lemieux became the first, and only, player in NHL history to score a goal in all 5 possible game situations; in a single game: (VS New Jersey Devils) 1. Even strength 2. Power play 3. Shorthanded 4. Empty Net 5. Penalty shot

This indicates that I have two possibilities left to pull a "Divorce Lemieux" (A phrase I am now "coining"... I'm claiming this one as my creation, now, and for the record...)

4. Grey hair

5. Blue hair

feldercarb

posted on Nov, 13 2014 @ 08:04 PM

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a reply to: madmac5150

What about NO HAIR?

You could do a Lemieux + 1.

madmac5150

posted on Nov, 13 2014 @ 08:06 PM

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