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Topic started on 10-12-2004 @ 10:37 AM by 00PS
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This website has a java application that let's you enter in some variables and then it spits out your own very Conspiracy
Theory... www.cjnetworks.com...
Here's mine:
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Revoltion you need to realize that everything is controlled by a ATS Web Site made up of trolls with help from Super
Moderators. The conspiracy first started during Second Coming of Christ in Boise Idaho. They have been responsible for many events throughout history,
including The Atom Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by chewing their finger nails.
They want to decapitate George W. Bush and imprison resisters in The Crack In G.W.'s Butt using Light Speed Travel.
In order to prepare for this, we all must Revolt. Since the media is controlled by 00ps we should get our information from One piece bathing suits.
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reply posted on 10-12-2004 @ 10:56 AM by 00PS
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Post your own conspiracy theories in this thread!!
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reply posted on 10-12-2004 @ 12:26 PM by TheBandit795
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[size=5]SO Shut down this website now!!! They've figured us out!!![/size]
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reply posted on 10-12-2004 @ 12:40 PM by asala
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lol lookie here! this is mine
 What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Asala's Group you need to realize that everything is controlled by a NWO made up of FBI with help from CIA.
The conspiracy first started during Protest in London. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including worldwar.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by touching nose.
They want to Punch Asala and imprison resisters in Hell using Car.
In order to prepare for this, we all must Run. Since the media is controlled by BelowTopSecret we should get our information from AboveTopSecret.
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reply posted on 10-12-2004 @ 12:51 PM by TheBandit795
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This is mine 
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand *censored* you need to realize that everything is controlled by a *censored* made up of *censored* with help from
*censored*.
The conspiracy first started during *censored* in *censored*. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including *censored*.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by *censored*.
They want to *censored* *censored* and imprison resisters in *censored* using *censored*.
In order to prepare for this, we all must *censored*. Since the media is controlled by *censored* we should get our information from *censored*.
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reply posted on 10-12-2004 @ 01:11 PM by REASON
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here is mine..... I like the end.
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand war you need to realize that everything is controlled by a al quada made up of jews with help from arabs.
The conspiracy first started during 9-11 in detroit. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including pearl harbor.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by smoking.
They want to murder bob dole and imprison resisters in hell using drives.
In order to prepare for this, we all must stop. Since the media is controlled by aclu we should get our information from Taliban.
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reply posted on 10-12-2004 @ 01:13 PM by Milk
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www.cjnetworks.com...
Just wanted to provide a link... I hate having to copy and paste 
Kinda fun. Sorta seems like I ahve seen some of them here before  
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reply posted on 10-12-2004 @ 02:57 PM by ColonelForbin
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Here's mine...
In order to understand Republodictomoralism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Conservative Overlord Community made up of
Cracker-Sadists with help from the Lizards of Gamehenge.
The conspiracy first started during the American Installation of the Shah of Iran in Secret a Underground Labrinth. They have been responsible for
many events throughout history, including LSD Invented by Albert Hoffman.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by scratching your chest.
They want to punch you in the eye dumb americans and imprison resisters in Mr. Slave's Rectum using jetpacks.
In order to prepare for this, we all must start a war. Since the media is controlled by a bunch of a$$holes we should get our information from anyone
but John Ashcroft.
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reply posted on 10-12-2004 @ 03:10 PM by Gazrok
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I love mine...
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the Wonka factory you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Wonka family made up of Umpaloompas with help from
children.
The conspiracy first started during the Great Chocolate Wars in Belgium. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The
Battle of the Bubblegum.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by chewing bubblegum.
They want to smack around parents and imprison resisters in the Umpaloompa's bathroom using chains.
In order to prepare for this, we all must free the Umpaloompas. Since the media is controlled by Willy Wonka we should get our information from Sesame
Street.
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reply posted on 10-12-2004 @ 03:21 PM by Kriz_4
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Heres mine:
In order to understand life you need to realize that everything is controlled by a alive people made up of dead people with help from lots of
people.
The conspiracy first started during my birthday in where I was born. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including world
war 2.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by crunching crisps with your mouth open.
They want to squash an insect Who Is Righteous Really? and imprison resisters in in middle of a desert or the bottom of the sea using distribution.
In order to prepare for this, we all must say no. Since the media is controlled by a liberal group we should get our information from a conservative
thing.
Nice link, thats a pretty good script. Fun!
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reply posted on 10-12-2004 @ 03:41 PM by Gazrok
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This is fun...
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Gargamel you need to realize that everything is controlled by a weird group made up of the Smurfs with help from Papa Smurf.
The conspiracy first started during Gargamel's expulsion from Wizard school in Balthazar's Tower. They have been responsible for many events
throughout history, including the hole in Azreal's ear.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their "la la la la la la" singing.
They want to smurf everyone and imprison resisters in mushrooms using magical spells.
In order to prepare for this, we all must assist Gargamel. Since the media is controlled by Papa Smurf we should get our information from other
wizards.
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reply posted on 10-12-2004 @ 04:01 PM by pantha
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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand extremely excessive flatulence you need to realise that everything is controlled by a Fight to Allow Rancid Trousertrumpets
group made up of baked bean eaters with help from sprout tasters.The conspiracy first started during the great fire of london in pudding lane. They
have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the sinking of the titanic.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by breaking wind.
They want to knock out more reserved people and imprison resisters in Le Petomane's bathroom using hot air balloons.
In order to prepare for this, we all must hold our noses. Since the media is controlled by air freshener companies we should get our information from
the Queen of England.
I was inspired by my husband who has had a lethel combination of baked beans and beer tonight
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