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posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:11 PM
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Last night I decided it was high time I set the microwave and oven clocks.

After laboring far longer than expected, I completed the task.

Go into the kitchen later and check the time, but it seems off.

"Didn't I JUST set the clocks?" I says to myself.

So I ended up setting the oven clock to the microwave's time that was still wrong. Then I set the microwave to the oven that was still wrong.




posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:17 PM
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a reply to: Domo1

Star and Flag!


Kitchen Appliance Based Time Travel?


Microwave Based Mind Control Time Slip?



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:20 PM
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You can double check the correct time with your cell phone that is aligned to satelite .....



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:22 PM
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a reply to: Meldionne1

I suppose I deserve that.

I was just trying to make sure the minutes were correct but brain farted all over the place.

The saddest part? They're still wrong.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:23 PM
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What you did there is you built yourself a time machine.
I have performed experiments with time travel.
I went out of my way to get thrown in county jail, and then solitary.
The lights never go out. Is it today yet?
It is really a trip to be unstuck in time.
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posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:23 PM
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We all have our days! This one was yours! LOL



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:26 PM
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What sucks is your alarm clock goes off an hour earlier.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:27 PM
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a reply to: Domo1
Clocks should be banned from kitchen appliances.
Mine do not keep time very accurately.
I will take the time to set them all accurately, two weeks later, I notice that they all have different times and none of them are right.
I think I will just tape them over next time . Except for the coffeemaker.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:31 PM
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Daylight Savings = TPTB Mindf***




posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:41 PM
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I did something the other day that made me think of early Alzheimer...i'll get back to you when I remember what it was.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:45 PM
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a reply to: Domo1

I don't have that problem. It's always 12 o'clock at my house.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 09:47 PM
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a reply to: Domo1

Career advice, don`t pursue a career in terrorism as a bomb specialist.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 10:08 PM
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Lets forget about why you're an idiot and just focus on the fact you are an idiot; its OK, you have made the first step to recovery--admitting you have a problem.

There are a number of support organisations, an enormous contingent of idiots here at ATS will also offer their "insight" whether asked or not.

I was an idiot too in my younger days, but I gave it up. It was hard to kick.

You will make it



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 10:12 PM
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Seriously? Must be a slow night.

This is worthy of a tweet at best and nothing more. Congratulations, you are an idiot.

I'll wait for the next post when you tell us you lost your keys.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 10:27 PM
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I was just trying to make sure the minutes were correct but brain farted all over the place.


LMAO.... don't we all hate brain farts!!
Was it the silent and deadly type? Or just the non-smelly one?


Maybe next time, you can call on the Geek Squad to set it for ya!!

Don't feel bad, we all have those kind of days, some worse than others...*sigh*


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posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 10:42 PM
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a reply to: eisegesis

Well some one got up on the wrong side of the bed!



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 10:48 PM
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originally posted by: Meldionne1
You can double check the correct time with your cell phone that is aligned to satelite .....


uummm... my cell phone has been off by 11 minutes ever since the time change... don't count on the phone being correct.



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 11:00 PM
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a reply to: tinker9917

I don't reset clocks. I keep mental notes...

My clock on the computer at work is my master clock! My car clock is 3 min fast so I'm never late, my house clocks are 5 min fast for the same reason, my cell phone is now 11 min slow due to the time change and for some reason the time is now off, the digital clock in town is 2 minutes slow, except for my bedroom alarm clock that is right on time.




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posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 11:18 PM
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a reply to: Domo1



Go easy on yourself...you were just being creative...thinking outside the box...creating your own new time zone; it happens!



posted on Nov, 10 2014 @ 11:23 PM
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a reply to: eisegesis




I'll wait for the next post when you tell us you lost your keys.


I lost my keys. It sucked almost as much as your attitude. Now go away.




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