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posted on Nov, 3 2014 @ 08:33 PM
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The light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.....dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious-looking police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life'
license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car."




posted on Nov, 3 2014 @ 08:40 PM
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a reply to: MarlinGrace

She thought she was entitled to heaven a little early.

You can serve me now, or serve me in Heaven, dammit!



posted on Nov, 3 2014 @ 08:52 PM
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One of the more valuable lessons I have learned in martial arts is to never lose your temper. "First one to lose his temper loses the fight." It is much easier to avoid conflict by learning to control your ego and allowing a situation to diffuse.



posted on Nov, 3 2014 @ 08:58 PM
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originally posted by: intrptr
a reply to: MarlinGrace

She thought she was entitled to heaven a little early.

You can serve me now, or serve me in Heaven, dammit!


If she had been in Ferguson she might have made it.



posted on Nov, 3 2014 @ 08:58 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
One of the more valuable lessons I have learned in martial arts is to never lose your temper. "First one to lose his temper loses the fight." It is much easier to avoid conflict by learning to control your ego and allowing a situation to diffuse.


Emotion is your enemy... just ask any woman.. lol



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