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Truth in Comedy?

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posted on Nov, 2 2014 @ 10:22 PM
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If this exact scenario ended up being true, I don't know if I'd laugh or cry. ;p





posted on Nov, 2 2014 @ 10:32 PM
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I bought a lottery ticket earlier. I looked at the jackpot and said "Only 4 million?"



posted on Nov, 2 2014 @ 10:41 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

I have only bought lottery tickets twice. Once when the jackpot was $600M and once when the jackpot was $300M. Even then I only bought one ticket and one play for one dollar. I did win $7 on one, so I'm technically ahead. The fact is, I analyzed the odds and only bought a ticket when the fractional odds of winning was worth more than one dollar. Even then it is a case of malinvestment when you consider all the taxes they take out.



posted on Nov, 2 2014 @ 11:52 PM
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Humor can be sad and funny at the same time, here are some more :






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