Sexy Pirate Girl... Oh la-laa !!!

This morning for Halloween my ever lovely wife dressed up as a Sexy Pirate girl.
You know what I mean, lacy peasant blouse, leather vest, rag skirt, knee length black boots and torn fishnets stocking's.

Man when she came of the bathroom dressed like that I was all.

Baby oh baby... come to daddy!

Of course she wiggled out of my arms and sang out,

"Don't give me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

a reply to: HardCorps

Enlil's mother did too.

a reply to: metalholic

Shut down as I was it made me remember the lines from another old song

Yup, if it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all...

Well, aren't you special?

Because when I walked into the living room this morning in my costume, hubby could not stop laughing, and could not get out the door fast enough.
He actually offered to follow me to the gas station, to pump my gas, so I did not have to get out of the car.
Obviously, he was afraid someone would recognize me.

JK, he is just sweet that way.

Because this crazy costume was HIS idea.

Oh,poor HardCorps! What kind of a pirate doesn't like to pillage and plunder booty? Yep that was groan worthy,but I couldn't help myself.

a reply to: HardCorps

Pirates are notorious for not sharing their booty.

a reply to: chiefsmom

Well my lovely lass and girls, well be spending the day at a senior assisted care facility.
bring a little Halloween fun to the old folks who don't have grandkids to come visit them...
nice thing for them to do really...

and why I got a firm...

"Don't muss the hair!"

Sighs...

a reply to: HardCorps

What a wonderful thing to do. I bet the residence are going to have a great time.

Tell wifey though, watch those old men. They can be sneaky!

a reply to: AccessDenied

I hope you find ghost poop in your Wheaties this morning.... Hahahaha

yup good ole HardCorps was all fired up to mount a raiding party... then I got broadsided by two curious little girls who wanted to know what daddy was trying to do to mommy...

in other words... They sunk my battle ship!

a reply to: chiefsmom

Not worried...
it's a bunch of folks from out church going...
our pastor is there to make sure no one get 'Handsy' ...

but if any of those old dude do try... they might very well pull back a stump where their arm used to be.

a reply to: HardCorps

Hahaha...sorry. Happens to the best of us. Perhaps she will save the costume for later,hmmm?

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As usual on ATS....pics or it didn't happen

a reply to: blupblup
I'm not posting pictures of my wife here on ATS for you to ogle...
however I do have a nice set of randy photos of your wife I'd be willing to let you buy at a discount

originally posted by: VictorVonDoom
a reply to: HardCorps

Pirates are notorious for not sharing their booty.

Fact!!!iii

originally posted by: HardCorps
a reply to: blupblup
I'm not posting pictures of my wife here on ATS for you to ogle...
however I do have a nice set of randy photos of your wife I'd be willing to let you buy at a discount

How much of a discount? Do you take AARP?

a reply to: VictorVonDoom

No, not AARP... but I do honor AAA and diners club!

Evil laugh and rubs hands together...Bahawhawhaw!

originally posted by: blupblup
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As usual on ATS....pics or it didn't happen

Agreed

originally posted by: blupblup
a reply to: HardCorps


As usual on ATS....pics or it didn't happen

Sorry op, pics for proof

If is was worth posting it is worth proof..
That or yer just scared we may not see the same thing you see...

I see your sexy pirate (well I don't because there was no picture, which I get why 100%, but I have a fairly good visualization system sooo)

...and I raise you Sexy Alien Girl...